To Catch You All Up: I Got My Own Real Makeup For The First Time Ever A Few Weeks Ago.

Just overheard my MOM on the phone with her IN-LAWS saying that she likes GRAVEYARDS because they are OUTDOOR MUSEUMS.

No one:

The bestie <>: Monster prom?

Me: *polite nod*

Me (internally): Miranda voice -pls- Miranda voice Miranda voice -do it- Miranda voice Miranda voice

The bestie <>: hhHHH-

Me (internally): yessssss

send me these, idiots

Hey uh... Sibster, why is the knufe in sepbember? Sibster.. what are you planning in sebtumber?

Your 12 recent emojis are how each month of the next year will be for you

How am I supposed to do that?

YOU CANT CONTROL ME

I have a curfew!

Tumblr: Asexual is trending

Me: Happy

Crops: Watered

Skin: Cleared

Hotel: Trivago

gentle reminder to all ace and aro peeps:

the majority of the lgbtq+ community sees you and accepts you as a part of the community and in queer spaces. i know seeing all the hate on here from within the community can be incredibly disheartening and exhausting, but aphobes are just a loud and angry minority, they are not the norm in actual queer spaces.

you are valid. you are loved. you belong.

Hey, if you are curious about what happened in the epilogues, just message me. I’ll summarize it for you so you don’t have to sit through it. I think I may get the gist of what it was going for, but it did a terrible job of it. We can hash it out.

what?!

vaguepost

not gonna name names but ive got some top quality friends……rare holographic edition pals……wouldnt u like to know

♡☆♡☆♡