Does Anyone Have Really Old Money And Need A Trophy Wife?? Asking For A Friend And Because I Really Want

I swear my ovaries explode every time I see gordon ramsay interacting with children he’s so fucking hot and nice—

I have a great idea but last time I had a great idea nobody read it-

So if I have another great idea in relation to Mammon and the song “break up with your girlfriend, I’m bored” by Ariana Grande, would y’all please read it??

If enough are yes I’ll do it nd if you want to read it please leave your user name in the replies :)

(Sorry for not goin in detail- one time I went in detail and someone stole the idea before I could finish writing it so now if plan to write something I don’t share in detail)

Update cuz enough people have responded: I’ll be writing this :) I’m so excited I love the idea in my lil brain- it should be up in late January-early February as I’m already working on another fic that will be posted New Years Eve :)

YOU hates terfs

Me when sad 🤝 my bedside drawer

I have a food kink pls ignore me but-

BEEL FORCING YOU TO EAT SPICY FOOD AND WATCHING YOU CRY AND THEN JERKING OFF TO THEN IMAGE LATER-

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖𝓡𝓊𝓁𝑒𝓈˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

*ੈ✩‧₊˚𝚒𝚖 𝚊 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗, 𝚋𝚎 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚜

‎♡‧₊˚ 𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚊 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚙𝚕𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚏 𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝

₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ. 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚒𝚏 𝚞𝚛 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝟷𝟼 𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝟹𝟶

｡･:*˚:✧｡𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚜 𝚛 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍, 𝙸𝚖 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜

♡⸝⸝𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚝, 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚘𝚙𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚊/𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚙𝚜 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝟷𝟶 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜, 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍 𝚊𝚋𝚞𝚜𝚎, 𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝/𝚏𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚜𝚖𝚞𝚝 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐

⋆｡ ﾟ ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ ☾ ﾟ ｡⋆ 𝙰𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚠, 𝙸 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚢 𝚖𝚎. 𝙳𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎

°˖➴𝙱𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚞𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜, 𝚖 𝚊 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜

I wish that I could have a dick- not forever tho I don’t wanna be a boy but like- maybe every Monday and Wednesday-? Like there’s so many things that people with dicks can do that I can’t and like that’s unfair- like you can do things like fuck a cake or dip your balls in soy sauce or literally swing it around like a helicopter but if I fuck a cake I’d get a yeast infection and if I sat in soy sauce that’d burn like hell and the only thing I can swing around is my tits but they kinda bounce more than swing and I’m realizing that this has gone on way too fuckin long but like sometimes you just wanna stick your cock in one of those water tube thingys but then you look down and no cock and that’s sad like why can’t I just have a dick sometimes so I could have fun life is unfair

you don't want pedos to interact ur literally a minor writing adult stuff wdym adults interacting with this blog is pedophilic implication on its own

it's better if u keep these between yourself and your friends who r around your age, take this from someone who has been groomed on internet as a minor u can NEVER be very careful

I have also been groomed on the internet as a minor and this is the first and only time I will address comments like these.

1) if you were groomed as a minor, you should know that to blame the actions of a minor for why they got groomed is fucking disgusting

2) idc if adults interact just don’t be fucking creepy

3) I do this for me because I have sexual trauma and it helps me to write about sex and sharing it with other people who enjoy the same things makes me feel like less of a monster

It’s very hard to keep something to myself and the friends around my age when I don’t have any friends. I do this to make myself happy and I like to share it. And I don’t understand why people seem to think that writing about animated demons having sex with the MC of the game is going to attract pedophiles to me. I actually got more pedophiles wanting me when I only wrote fluff. People don’t want me, they want my smut. And if anyone were to talk to me, I’d just block them. In my country, I am the legal age of consent, I can have sex, I have had sex. I’m allowed to write about it if I want to. Any other person who makes comments like this one will be blocked, this is the last time I will respond to this

LIFE IS UNFAIRRRRRR