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A, D, and N with asmo ?

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Definitely very sweet. Always goes ‘fuck I was amazing…oh right, you were amazing too!’ Cuz he’s a little dork. But he’ll run a bath for the two of you to share and gently massage the aches out of your muscles as he does so. Though he does have a habit of starting round two once you both are in the bath-

D: Dirty Secret

Asmodeus is pretty much an open book, there’s not much he would choose to hide from you. He’s a very kinky man and you know and accept that, he feels comfortable telling you anything you wanna know…but there is one thing he’s been a little anxious to tell you about. He has a bit of a thing for humiliation and though he’s usually a top, just one time he’d like you to put him in his place in front of everyone

N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

There’s not much Asmo would say no to, he’s open to trying anything at least once but I don’t think he’d ever want to hit you in the face. He’s fine with everything else but the thought of damaging your pretty little face makes his skin crawl

I wish my mother would be a mother

Does anyone have really old money and need a trophy wife?? Asking for a friend and because I really want a pink car and stability

I swear my ovaries explode every time I see gordon ramsay interacting with children he’s so fucking hot and nice—

Can we get Mammon and C, D, and J for your event please! Having a blast following you!

𝙷𝚒𝚑𝚒! 𝚂𝚘 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐! 𝙷𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝 ~.~

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

When Mammon cums, he cums boatloads. He doesn’t masturbate often so it always has time to build up. It’s more thin than average but not to the point where it’s watery; definitely easy to swallow. And if he knows you’re going down on him he makes sure to eat right so he doesn’t gross you out, he’ll chug an entire jug of pineapple juice if he has to. His favorite place to cum is inside, he loves the feeling and getting to watch it leak out.

D: Dirty Secret

Mammon has a knife kink. He knows it’s not the most taboo thing in the world but the idea of getting to carve his name into your skin makes him light on fire. He’d never admit this unless you brought it up, he’s worried he’ll scare you away.

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Mammon doesn’t masturbate often, he prefers sex. But when he does masturbate, he goes all out. What can I say, the man loves to treat himself. Soft music, tingly lube, fully naked on clean sheets. Mammons not one for self pampering but he knows his fucking horse cock deserves it

WHERE IS MY CRACK 😤

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