I Have A Food Kink Pls Ignore Me But-

Went from crying about the people I love leaving me to thinking about how Josh Hutcherson would sound whimpering for me in 10 minutes

Be mindful of your parasocial relationships because just because you feel like Matpat is your dad doesn’t mean he actually is and it’s unfair for you to cry like a baby for 12 hours straight because he wants to focus on his family and the thing that you’ve loved so much for like 12 years isn’t fun for him anymore and you should want him to be happy but it feels like your father just went to get the milk because you get too attached to people on the internet

I AM SO GAY RN

My dads always know when they’re needed

Heyyy I have a request for the alphabet series, if it's not a bother.

It cold be barbatos or satan letters K, T and D

Thanks

K: Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Pet play, d/s dynamics, sadism, bondage, roleplay, predator/prey dynamics

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Satan has a couple of fleshlights and things like that for himself but he mainly prefers your pussy so he doesn’t often use them. He has a bunch of toys meant for you though, as well as various ropes and handcuffs

D: Dirty Secret

Satan presents as very dominant and he typically is. He loves to take control of you and make you dumb on his cock. But just one time, he’d like to know what being dominated by you feels like. He wants to brat off and see if you’ll put him in his place. He wants to know what it feels like to lose control, just one time

How many crimes do y’all think Solomon has committed just by being alive? Cuz it has to be at least tax evasion, there’s no way the human world governments are just okay with his immortality, he’s committing tax and identity fraud constantly

Bitch was already a crime against nature and now he’s out here committing tax evasion