I Swear My Ovaries Explode Every Time I See Gordon Ramsay Interacting With Children He’s So Fucking

Hey y’all I know I promised at midnight but I had unexpected plans so I wasn’t able to finalize everything but it will absolutely be up tomorrow, I promise. Im so sorry, I wasn’t expecting to have anything to do :)

How many crimes do y’all think Solomon has committed just by being alive? Cuz it has to be at least tax evasion, there’s no way the human world governments are just okay with his immortality, he’s committing tax and identity fraud constantly

Bitch was already a crime against nature and now he’s out here committing tax evasion

When I have to use MC or Y/N cuz nicknames or pronouns don’t work in the context 🤮

I’m too stupid I jus wanna be taken care of :(

“not all men” you’re right - mammon, the second born avatar of greed, would never do this to me

Evermore is better than Folklore. Cry about it. I will die on this hill

I wish my mother would be a mother

C N P FOR LEVIIII

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

It’s pretty thick due to his sodium intake and it doesn’t taste the best but it’s tolerable. He usually likes to cum on your tits or your face

N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Levi would probably not wanna do anything with his tail or anything that could hurt you. He’s very afraid of harming you or making you feel unsafe

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

He prefers to go slow and sweet with you though he does have a bit of a dark side. If you do something to piss him off or disrespect him, your pussys gonna pay

Also have y’all seen that text story with him Mammon and Levi trying to find Satan a good dentist and deciding who’s gonna check on him?? Lucifer is the sweetest-

People really think Lucifer is some cold villainous evil man when he's canonically gushed over Mammon calling him Dad once, gotten so embarassed over making Diavolo bad cookies he blushes at the mere mention of them, and gotten so enraptured in a novel he cried.

He can be a menace but he's also a mess, never forget.