"Oh My God, Its The Ghost Of Portable 17" - 10/17

"I will shove this down your throat and make you shit it out" -8/14

"My gums feel weird..."-10/8

"Im such a virgin, no STI will touch me" -5/4

*In regards to Prohibition* "Us American's, gotta have our beer on Sunday's" - 9/16

"I wish he was gay" - 1/20

"She started biting my nipples so freaking hard they almost fell off and I had to go to the hospital"-12/11

"Can't wait too see all that baby oil!" - 10/7

"When Andrew get's married, someone tell me her name so I can send her my condolences." -1/28/25

"Get those off of me, you're a dirty girl!" -5/2

"You put your mouth all over that" -4/21