"I Wish He Was Gay" - 1/20

I can't seem to be productive today. There's nothing I can show you that'd be worth your time, so here's this instead.

"They're fast, they can jump, and they have a big peepee" -4/7/25

"Did you suck a dick?" "Yes, yes I did" - 1/12

"She started biting my nipples so freaking hard they almost fell off and I had to go to the hospital"-12/11

"What's your issue?"

"Uh, uhm, DRUG ABUSE!" - 1/29

"I'm an alpha sigma, you're a beta!"

"No, I'm the sigma beta!" -2/26

"What's your mom's weight? Is she a big girl?" - 1/11

"There you are, you sexy beast" - 1/4

"You put your mouth all over that" -4/21

"Oh my god, its the ghost of portable 17" - 10/17