"You Put Your Mouth All Over That" -4/21

"Oh fuck me! National Fuck Me Day!" - 8/18

"Let's get another piece of hair for a voodoo doll" -1/9

"I'm in Auschwitz too!🤪🤪🤪" -9/28

"Not on, not two, not three, not four, but a whole hand {up his ass}" - 9/6

Unhinged quotes from my highschool's production of Adams Family with little to no context:

"I'm not gay I'm just freaky" -ensemble member

"I'm so gay for Lucas" -same ensemble member like a minute later

"I know we are all yappers at heart" - stage manager

"dont agitate the grog" -assistant stage manager when stage manager almost spilled the caffeine drink

"it adds to the flavor" - manager when she found a hair in the drink pot

"it's almost furry time :(" my stage manager's notes

"I don't like to be mean" -my director

"get it grandma!" -someone backstage

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"Wyatt's looking for a sugar mama." - (Teacher)

"Hell yeah!"

"Looks like you're going to be working, (name) " - (Teacher)

"I'd rather be homeless..." - (name) - 9/13

"Are you gonna be able to produce the next generation in 39 years?" -11/19

"What's your mom's weight? Is she a big girl?" - 1/11

"I will shove this down your throat and make you shit it out" -8/14

"You're either pregnant or not pregnant, there's no inbetween" - 8/23