"My Gums Feel Weird..."-10/8

"you cant stick a cucumber up there"-12/13

"Nate, how do you feel about the fact that a cripple gets more play than you? He can't feel anything and get's more bitches than you!" - 1/16

"I look like a Dorito in with shorts on," -2/17

"My dad has a favorite toothless hooker!" - 12/6

"That's what happens when you lose a lot of money at one time, you get a little flustered" - 1/27/25

"You wanna gobble me up, Grady?" -11/15

"ive made at least 6 people piss in there!" -9/11

"Me, the sussy baka in this shit"-5/3

"You put your mouth all over that" -4/21

"It looks like your doing an experiment on kids on oxygen." - 8/23