*In Regards To Prohibition* "Us American's, Gotta Have Our Beer On Sunday's" - 9/16

"More sport means more college"-10/9

"I'm so out of my Jewish Era"-9/22

"Some people do cross fit, some destroy books, I drink coffee and vaguely mess with kids, its my therapy," - 9/24

"The incest filters through the classroom"-10/25

"Does your mommy do that for you? Or maybe your Daddy, too?" - 9/11

Unhinged quotes from my highschool's production of Adams Family with little to no context:

"I'm not gay I'm just freaky" -ensemble member

"I'm so gay for Lucas" -same ensemble member like a minute later

"I know we are all yappers at heart" - stage manager

"dont agitate the grog" -assistant stage manager when stage manager almost spilled the caffeine drink

"it adds to the flavor" - manager when she found a hair in the drink pot

"it's almost furry time :(" my stage manager's notes

"I don't like to be mean" -my director

"get it grandma!" -someone backstage

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"Strip down to your underwear and wipe that up."-2/17

"I'm not gonna give you 5 bucks to get with my sister bro" -10/24

"I'm glad he had a 6'in honestly"-11/28

"Bro he defiantly had a gang bang"-11/14