"In My Mind, I Have A Cartoon Mind," -9/18

"Wyatt's looking for a sugar mama." - (Teacher)

"Hell yeah!"

"Looks like you're going to be working, (name) " - (Teacher)

"I'd rather be homeless..." - (name) - 9/13

"You wanna gobble me up, Grady?" -11/15

"You put your mouth all over that" -4/21

"Let's get another piece of hair for a voodoo doll" -1/9

"It looks like your doing an experiment on kids on oxygen." - 8/23

"Do you want me to put my legs around your neck?"-3/9

Unhinged quotes from my highschool's production of Adams Family with little to no context:

"I'm not gay I'm just freaky" -ensemble member

"I'm so gay for Lucas" -same ensemble member like a minute later

"I know we are all yappers at heart" - stage manager

"dont agitate the grog" -assistant stage manager when stage manager almost spilled the caffeine drink

"it adds to the flavor" - manager when she found a hair in the drink pot

"it's almost furry time :(" my stage manager's notes

"I don't like to be mean" -my director

"get it grandma!" -someone backstage

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"He is 16, there is a law against this," - 9/6

"Don't tell the governor I said that, I don't need ya'll catching the gay," -9/19

"I'm gonna suck the shit outta that candy cane"-12/15