"I'm Gonna Suck The Shit Outta That Candy Cane"-12/15

"We're going to have to hump now" -1/27/25

*To the tune of Wellermen* "There once was a man who touched my peen

the name of the man was Billy or Gene" - 5/16

"More sport means more college"-10/9

"IVE BEEN WAITLISTED" -8/8

"I shoot a three in your mouth," - 9/6

"A bunch of crazy shit goes down in the Swim locker rooms. It's a bunch of half-naked men"10/9

tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement

Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃

"She started biting my nipples so freaking hard they almost fell off and I had to go to the hospital"-12/11

"Bro look at my disstrack"

"That's a sexual fantasy," -2/5

"You are in deep doo doo

WE are in deep doo doo" -1/27/25