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Hey, Clark! Your nerdy goth husband GMO’d some flowers for you. Happy birthday, sunshine!! 😊❤️☀️❤️☀️❤️
when you realize your husband is made of light
Man the quality kind of sucks lmao 💀💀
superbat time :D honestly if someone told me that I’d ship superbat in 2024 I’d would looked at you Iike you were a criminal but now I see it
Superman: talking to Batman is like talking to a brick wall, if that brick wall is somehow 10x smarter than you and has trust issues
Batman:*glares*
Superman: SEE-
I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )
For my SuperBat homies. I never got around to finishing this but I didn’t want to leave it collecting dust so have this ✨🕺🏻
GL: You know damn skippy he ain’t friendly Supes
yall i need help
i’m getting into superbat fandom and keep seeing “brucie” wayne pop up, but i can’t for the life of me find anything about what this means
is it an au character for bruce? is it a fandom given nickname? is it some kind of inside joke? is it a specific version of bruce from a specific show/movie? i have genuinely no idea
please help
When the reclusive billionaire finally enters the spotlight you bet journalists Clark Kent wants to know what pushed him.
This is loosely inspired from the battinson and corenswet’s superman, a possible scene in the batman 2 perhaps? 👀
As a someone from the Midwest this is true ☝️
I desperately need more fics exploring the fact that Clark was born and raised in the rural midwest, and Bruce was a Jersey rich boy.
Give me Clark taking his shoes off when entering a house, and bringing something to dinner
Give me Bruce being absolutely confused because "what the hell is a potluck"
Give me Clark doing a proper midwest goodbye and Bruce being confused why he hasn't left when he said he was going to go 30 minutes ago and their still talking
(Even better if when Clark first says he's going to go Kon and Jon make no move to leave because they know it's going to be a while)
I think he did it just right
guys i think he overdid it
cutie patooties
We’re so back!!
the sillies
That just means he likes you :))
Holy Batman!
I've also seen that study. Apparently, Super-spunk would be the equivalent of a shotgun shot and would blow right through the top of Lois's skull! Definitely don't forget something like that anytime soon
Ok so remember that argument about Top!Clark Vs. Top!Bruce?
Well I’ve been thinking more about it and you know what I’ve come up with?
They both shouldn’t have sex with each other. Like ever.
Here’s my reasoning.
Top!Clark & Bottom!Bruce
Clark could easily break Bruce’s pelvis/jaw/any other limb that is being used by simply forgetting to be careful (which is kind of easy when you’re going at it. Even love making has its moments.)
Bruce is impatient and likes things his way. So if he wants Clark to go harder or faster or deeper, Clark doesn’t want to disappoint. But what Clark does may feel different on both ends. Bruce might feel like Clark is going too hard, too fast, and too deep but to Clark that’s what Bruce asked. And so they would be battling back and forth about what they want and need.
If Clark has to be careful during everything he does, I really doubt he’s enjoying it like he’s suppose to. Imagine wanting to smack dat ass but you don’t get the satisfaction of really hitting it while your partner is complaining you hit too hard even though you didn’t even try?
Again with the different feelings, maybe Clark is going the right speed for Bruce but Clark may be feeling nothing on his side. He has super senses but the feeling he’s suppose to get during sex needs to be higher than what he feels on a daily basis. (Ex: Feeling a soft item might feel amazing to someone who doesn’t have Clark’s powers but to Clark it’s just that feeling)
If Clark can blow away a building without straining a single vein, who says his spunk ain’t gonna do some damage to Bruce if it’s still inside him, even with Latex wrapped around?
Top!Bruce & Bottom!Clark
Bruce isn’t as strong or as fast so his 100% may feel like his 25% to Clark. Having super senses doesn’t mean everything is super sensed. It just means you feel things differently. He really needs something to jar him to feel that full effect of sex.
doES HE HAVE A PROSTATE?! WHAT SAYS HE EVEN HAS THE SAME HUMAN MALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM AND EROTIC ZONES!??!
Super butt meets Human dick. That shit gonna get broken into two or get squeezed off.
Clark’s sex drive might be far beyond Bruce’s. Bruce might not be able to satisfy Clark the way he should without knowing it.
What if Clark is riding Bruce? And Clark slams a little too hard?? And Bruce is in agony over his dick but Clark doesn’t realize it because he’s in dick heaven???
Conclusion
They shouldn’t fuck each other but should find other ways of pleasuring each other that doesn’t include penetration.
Here’s some other activities they could do!
Really detailed massages
Oral
Lots and lots of kissing and mouthing
Dirty Talking
Dry humping (Intense cuddling)
Really detailed care (This is more of a kink than anything but I find it hot)
Near by masturbation
These two really shouldn’t fuck. Like ever. Too dangerous and not satisfy.
Bruce: Why pouting?
Clark: You had a kid and you didn't tell me.
Bruce: I had plenty of kids. You need to be more specific.
Clark: You had a kid of your own, and you didn't tell me.
Bruce: Are you making differences between bio kids and adopted kids? 'Cause I have some big news for you, alien boy.
Clark: You had a son with Talia al Ghul.
Bruce: Listen, it was an accident-
Clark: Are you telling me you just happened to get Talia al Ghul pregnant?
Bruce: You knocked up Lois!
Clark: We were engaged? She's not my arch-enemy?? I didn't keep it from you???
Bruce: Hey, cut me some slacks! I was a bit shocked! I mean, how would you react if you found out to have a secret child with Lex Luthor?!
Clark: *nervous laugh*
Bruce: ???
Clark: What an odd choice of words...
(BRB gonna use this dialogue in my Superbat WIP)
…yeah to be honest i think i destroyed with this one
I'm not aware how they come to know each other's true id
Lois: Listen Clark, I know for a fact some of the things you own can't come from a reporter's salary
Clark (didn't know how expensive some of the gifts he received were) : Well-
Lois: And I've noticed you get requested for Wayne interviews more often than you should and always right as Mr. Wayne goes on vacation
Clark (thought their excuse of "interviewing Bruce" when they had an off-world mission was genius) : Um-
Lois: Look I don't mind if you're his sugar baby or whatever. You do what you gotta do and if our home appliances conveniently get replaced right as they start showing wear and tear that'll be that
Clark (has regularly broken those appliances by mistake using his powers and replaced them with his JL collateral property damage allowance) : I'm not-
Lois: You're not disappearing to go spend time with Mr. Wayne? Or the money and gifts don't come from him?
Clark (remembering what will happen if he lets Batman's identity slip) : No, I am... And they do... You're right...
Nah bc why would Lois say that
I love this because while we see Bruce hug his gf or kids quite a bit, that's always in a delicate way. To comfort them in an all encompassing soft hug.
This is clearly for himself. To ground himself with a bone crushingly tight hug that most people would find uncomfortable. To be enveloped in someone's embrace. To be held for once. To be able to fully stop supporting yourself and know you won't fall. To feel safe.
a moment of (weakness) comfort
Bruce doesn’t get enough credit for not caring about what others think AND being quick on his feet in every situation.
Imagine a gala where Lex Luthor has somehow tracked down who he thinks is Superman’s secret identity to one of the attendees, who he’s going to unearth by playing some high level frequency that only Kryptonians can hear (and hurts to be near).
Bruce clocks the device somehow during the initial schmoozing, turns on his (drunken) heel to (not so drunkenly) look for Clark, and drags Clark out by the lapels into the service hallway just in time to pin said Kryptonian to a wall and growl sorry under his breath.
Lex activates the device and the noise immobilizes Clark in pain. He’s crying real tears, eyes clenched shut, hands coming up to try and block out the frequency.
Bruce pushes his hands down, presses him back into the wall and kisses him. Hard. Almost hard enough to distract him. Salacious enough that anyone walking by would immediately avert their eyes.
Bruce’s hands cup Clark’s face, hiding the tears. He pins Clark’s hands between their chests so he can’t reach for his ears. To anyone who looks closely, Clark’s screwed up expression is from being kissed breathless by no other than Brucie Wayne himself.
Lex Luthor slips by, eyes sharp and looking for Superman. He passes them with a curled up lip and a distracted nod. The noise shuts off after a few minutes, unable to be sustained for long periods of time.
Bruce pulls back. Clark collapses forward into him, foreheads knocking together as the pain in his head begins to dull and the tears on his face start to dry. Weak and shivery, leaning on Bruce more than he ever has before.
“Okay?” Bruce asks quietly, instead of saying you’re welcome or that was closer than I’d like or even I’m sorry again.
Clark stares back at him, keenly aware of just how close that had been. And just how red Bruce’s lips are, suddenly.
What if Shadow has a twin brother?
Round 2 votes are done 👈🏼
Round 1 votes are done 👈🏼
Superman: *Stared at Batman’s wings*
Batman: Clark, quit staring and says something.
Superman: Your wings…
Batman: What’s about them?
Superman: They’re shiny like stars… you’re so beautiful.
Batman: huh? *glare at him as bit blushed*
surprised i haven't drawn any superbat
also if you have animal ideas for other characters throw them to me pls
More BatMimikyu & Cat!BatBlob.
What’s inside of BatMimikyu’s wings? It’s a blob!
Three Mimikyu thinks BatMimikyu is a Mom. So they’re following him around.
BatMimikyu keeps the eggs safe from danger. (These three eggs are cloned red, black and white.) and one is mixed. (Colorful) and last is BatMimikyu with glitter egg.
Lord BatBlob is injured badly by owner. (Lord Superman.) He was abusing him. Poor little bat.
