Sanji Is Not A Vinsmoke - Blog Posts

Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.

I couldn’t figure out Sanji’s colours cause while I love Stealth Black; I have issues with the red on it but it’s also super cool when you think about Germa 66 Sanji where he didn’t have his emotions.

So pick your fancy :D

Also these are my slight interpretations of the Vinsmoke siblings so no one think too hard about them 👍

Comic idea I had for a while ❤️❤️❤️

And sorry I had to keep the “Sanji always looks bad in his bounty posters” tradition alive HAHSHSHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Will I ever get tired of drawing fluff for the happily married middle aged pirates?? I don’t think so

We need more traumatised One Piece Headcannons!! Not with just our boy Snooj

Like

Luffy hallucinates Ace at night,Luffy has a fear of Blood on his hands

Or

Zoro is visibly uncomfortable around long staircases

Or Maybe

Nami has a fear of Sharks, Nami hates pistols !

Usopp is literally an angst magnet!!

GIVE ME SOME ANGST A03 COME ON, WORK WITH ME

Zoro: Oi! Shit-Cook!

Sanji is doing the dishes and ignoring him

Zoro yanks him by the collar and spins him around

Sanji: what the fuck!?

Zoro places a beautiful blue flower behind Sanji's ear and smirks

Zoro: reminded me of your stupid blue eyes

He then walks away like he just accomplished the best insult ever

Sanji is just left stareing in absolute gay awe like: should I be mad??? Should I be blushing??? What the fuck??

Sanji: insulting the fuck outta Zoro

Zoro: You're so beautiful

Sanji: #@!*\₩* ExCuSe mE!?!

Zoro: Sorry, just couldn't keep it in my head any longer.

Sanji who's totaly not whipped: DON'T THINK YOUR COMPLIMENTS WILL MAKE ME FORGIVE YOU!

(He forgave him 5 minutes later)

Been thinking about an One Piece AU

Where they are even closer than they already are, extra traumatized with more scars and Extra fluffy nakamaship to compensate

Like, making them stronger

Usopp having cool scars on his arms

Nami having shorter hair because it gets in the way of fighting

Sanji's legs being littered in scars

Zoro having his eye open, but it's blind

Luffy being a little more serious but having 100% blinded trust in not only his nakama but his nakamas choices and comments

The possibilitys!!!

(Proceeds to write a crossover fic of them meeting the original straw hats)

Some Headcanons/interactions?

Nami: Vivi was so cute, I wish she had come with us 😮‍💨

Zoro: She didn't come because you're a Witch and she has standards 😒

Nami: HUH? You can't talk to me about standards Mr. I'll-Skrew-Anyone-With-Swords-Or-Muscles

Zoro: That's different!!

Nami: NO IT'S NOT

Zoro: YES IT IS

Nami: 20% INCREASE!

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Law: So uuh... Mugiwara-ya what do you like?

Luffy: Bugs, Meat, Nakama, Pira-

Law: No no, I mean romanticly

Luffy: Oh! ........ Bugs, Meat Na-

Law: Never mind

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Sanji: Nami-Swan~ Would you be my valenti-

Nami: I'm gay

Sanji: Vivi-Chan would yo-

Nami: She's gay

Vivi: Yeah I'm gay

Sanji: is there anyone here who likes men!?

Zoro: .........

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Luffy wearing a skirt cuz it's to hot

Some straight guy: You doing alright 'Girly?'

Luffy: I'm not a girl

Some definitely not gay dude: Yes you are your wearing a skirt.

Luffy: oh wow, cool I didn't know that

Some definitely homosexual bro: Wait what?

Back on Sunny

Luffy: Zoro! Guess what!? I'm a girl!

Zoro: oh. cool. I didn't know that.

Luffy: me neither!!

Usopp: wut the fuk?

Zosan Hand Holding

Sanji: I thought you didn't do this?

Zoro: do what.

Sanji: the whole, hand holding thing

Zoro: I don't

Sanji: then why are you holding mine?

Zoro: because it's yours

Sanji: Oi,Marimo, why are you so stinky?

Zoro: I dunno, why are you so ugly

Sanji: ......

Zoro: ......

*PASSIONATE MAKING OUT SOUNDS*

Happy Pride everyone!!

Have a smash or pass list from me to you <3

Luffy : I've connected the dots!

Sanji: you didn't connect shit.

Luffy: IVE CONNECTED THEM

Sanji: if I say I love you, will you say it back?

Nami: yes

Sanji: I love you 🥰

Nami: It back

Sanji:.....

Nami:......

Nami: that'll be 10,000 berries

Sanji *Has a dream about Zoro*

Gets up and walks to Zoro

Kicks him is the face

Zoro: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR SHIT COOK!?

Sanji: STAY THE HELL OUTTA MY DREAMS BASTARD!!

Zoro: ......

Sanji: ......

Zoro: That's kinda Ga-

*insert fried marimo here*

I like to think that after Luffy's gear 5 transformation his hair is now super duper soft! It causes a heated argument between Zoro and Sanji about if it was always that soft.

Zoro: IT'S ALWAYS BEEN SOFT SHIT COOK ARE YOU STUPID?

Sanji: DON'T YOU CALL ME STUPID YOU LOST MARIMO! HAS YOUR DIRECTION GOTTEN SO BAD THAT IT'S EFFECTED YOUR MEMORIES??

Nami: why the fuck do you guys know 💀

The strawhats invite Sabo for tea.

Sanji: wait wait wait. So you're telling me, that polite young man over there is insane?? I don't belive you.

Luffy: Oh but Sanji he is! He was even weirder than me and Ace combined!!

Robin: I'll have to agree with Cook-San here it doesn't seem likely,could you perhaps give us an example captain?

Luffy: oh!? Yeah sure !

He turned around to where Sabo was cleaning the table

Luffy: Yo! Sabo, what did you say your favourite sound was again?

Sabo: Again? Isn't this like .....the 4th time you've asked that Luf?

Luffy: it's not my fault I forget!

Sabo: yeah yeah, well, I Like the sound people's skulls make when they crack between my fingers. It makes a satisfying crunch and the blood drips down so fast :D

Luffy: See

Probably Everyone: What the fu-?

Sanji: You know Luffy your brother is really nice.

Luffy: yeah I know! He used to be a lot more grumpy.

Sanji: yeah, he's really handsome to.

Luffy: yeah I guess?

Sanji: and god he's fit

Luffy: uh, well I um

Sanji: is he single?

Luffy: HAHAHA you're funny!

Sanji: .....

Luffy:.....

Sanji: Luffy I wanna fuck your brother

Luffy: get away from me

STRAWHAT HEAD-CANONS

(Pre-Timeskip) (Fluff 😊)

Luffy's interactions with the crew at Bath Time!

Zoro: When these two smelly bastards finally take a bath together they will put off washing as long as possible. Luffy likes having water fights, splashing Zoro, pushing him over or even throwing soap towards the other. This usually results in them not having washed properly and Nami will tell them to do it again.

Sanji: When Sanji has had enough of Luffy stinking up the kitchen he will force Luffy to take a bath. Obviously, Luffy says it's unfair so they compromise and Sanji has one with him. Luffy likes to sit infront of Sanji and let him wash his hair, he always ends up humming happily or softly swaying with Sanjis hands. The truth is it reminds him of how Sabo used to wash his hair and so he actually enjoys the baths with Sanji. He'd never say it though!!

Usopp: When Usopp and Luffy bathe together it usally ends up with Ussop carrying Luffy out after he'd almost drowned himself trying to do stupid tricks. Usopp will towel dry Luffy's hair and then brush it. Luffy definitely dresses himself though 🤭 he's not a little kid anymore! Luffy insists he can dry his own hair but this triggers Usopp into giving a long 30 minute speech about how he'll rush it and it will be damp so he'll catch a cold. Mama Usopp will allow no such thing!!

Nami: Nami usally wouldn't bathe with Luffy, obviously because of their different genders. despite this, on the odd occasion Luffy is in the bath and Robin is currently occupying the shower, she will take a bath anyway. Nami, over the time spent with the crew realises her captains honest innocence and doesn't mind it. Luffy will usally scoot a little closer and start info dumping about a wide variety of things. Nami acts annoyed but secretly thinks it's adorable. Like her own personal little brother who loves to chat about bugs and his new friends.

Robin: When Robin finds herself in the same situation as Nami, The bath being occupied by her crewmates and Nami in the shower, she'll usally just wait for her to finish but, if she finds either Chopper or Luffy taking a bath she doesn't mind joining them. Robin will use her Devil Fruit to make arms appear and wash Luffy's hair, simular to Sanji, sometimes Luffy will ask Robin about things because he says she's really smart. He'll listen to Robin talk about archeology to. He doesn't understand most of it and Robin knows this but she finds it cute when he looks at her with admiration and wonder after she says something about finding sunken ships or times she'd discovered piles of dead bodies hidden in barrels inside a abandoned Palace. Luffy will usually sit next to Robin at dinner and ask about more stories.

Chopper: When Chopper and Luffy bathe together Luffy is unusually soft and kind. Luffy will sit down and wash Chopper's head/fur and will listen to Chopper talking about medicine, how Zoro is so stubborn when it comes to healing as well as his favourite candy's (Luffy swears it changes every time they vist a new island) they will spend alot of time in there until Sanji calls them for dinner.

Hope you liked this Fluffy thing

Sanji: Ussop, can I be frank with you?

Usopp: Of course! but I dunno how changing your name is gonna help?

Luffy: Can I still be Luffy?

Chopper: Shh! Luffy let Frank speak!

Franky: There can only be one Frank here!!

Sanji: .......

Playing this game, decided to make Sanji and Zoro the people and LOOK!!!

HELP ITS TO CUTE I'VE SCREWED MYSELF

Surely you've all seen the Everyone is dead AU on twitter right?

So, here's my go at a sad ending

Imagine this

Sanji leans on the rail of the ship. Crashing waves in the distance help keep him calm yet when he hears the footsteps of a certain marimo his nerves spike once again.

"It's a calm sea today huh Cook?"

There's no teasing to his soft voice so he chose to respond with a matching tone.

"If I were to go, being embraced by the sea would be my choice"

Sanji didn't look as Zoro walked beside him, his hand lifting and falling upon his own while he stared at the sea.

"Wouldn't it be better to fall into my embrace instead?"

The question makes Sanji sigh shakily but he smiles as he turns his head.

Zoro is looking at him, a look that says sorry and he can't stand it.

"You should show me, hopeless lost swordsman"

A sad smile paves its way onto Sanjis face at the attempt to sooth the nerves inside himself.

Zoro takes his hand and they both stand on the rail, the sea calm and steady as if their blood wasn't boiling. As if the air around wasn't thick enough already, a fog began to arise in his mind.

"You're a coward shitty cook" was what he said but he smiled as he did.

"As if you're any better Marimo......last one to close their eyes loses."

A smirk appears on the sword man's face and he grips his cooks hand tighter.

"You're on"

The only thing left is the splash of two bodies and a strawhat left on the deck.

Surely, its okay to be a coward if what you're scared of is loneliness.

(Hehe sorry this is shit :'] I tried)

Sanji: Marimo, would you love me if I were a worm?

Zoro: .....You're human?

Sanji: .....

Zoro: .....

*LOUD FIGHTING NOISES*

Hehe

*Stawhats walk into a small village*

*everyone runs away*

Chopper: why are they running away?

Nami: it's because we're pira-

Luffy: They are all afraid of my autistic swag

Nami: .....

Usopp: .....

Zoro: .....

Sanji: .....

Franky: .....

Robin: .....

Brook: .....

Jimbei: .....

Chopper: makes sense

✨✨Pre Time skip Sanji's Waist✨✨

That's it. that's the post. 👍

Has this already been done?

Oh well, here it is

(If you can't read it here)

What is that?

Is that your fucking moss-ona?

That's cringe!

YOU'RE CRINGE!!

....

*Sad Sanji noises*

What other people see: Awe man Zoro and Sanji are fighting again, good thing Nami is there to stop them!

What I see: DAMNIT NAMI LET THE ZOSAN KISS HAPPEN

Sanji: I don't feel well today

Zoro: okay?

Sanji: .... Aren't you gonna ask what's wrong?

Zoro *Bleeding out from yet another stab wound*: I don't particularly care for your well being at this moment

*Offended Sanji noises*

Sanji: Where do you think you're going?

Luffy *Crawling out the window while I'll*: nowhere

Zoro *waiting on the other side of the window*: You coming or what!?

Sanji: .....

Luffy: .....

Zoro: ......

Zoro: Wait this isn't my ship

Sanji *Casually walking up to Zoro and kicking his leg to wake him* : I found something I'm better at than you marimo

Zoro *Knowing a fight has started and is already involved*:I'll believe it when I see it, 4th place.

Sanji *grinning*: I'm more flexible than you

Zoro *Eyebrow raised*: Flexible? I work out every day how could you be more flexible?

Sanji: *Does the splits* *Puts his leg up to his head* Puts his arm all the way around his neck*

Zoro *stareing in absolute horror*: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR BONES!?