Has This Already Been Done?

One Piece where everything is exactly the same except Luffy's eyes turn into gear five color when he's super happy or super pissed off

I feel like Luffy would either be the most asexual bitch in the world or an absolute whore........

Huh? What do you mean? No it's not midnight! YES I HAVE SLEPT FOR THE PAST 3 DAYS STFU

STRAWHAT HEAD-CANONS

(Pre-Timeskip) (Fluff 😊)

Luffy's interactions with the crew at Bath Time!

Zoro: When these two smelly bastards finally take a bath together they will put off washing as long as possible. Luffy likes having water fights, splashing Zoro, pushing him over or even throwing soap towards the other. This usually results in them not having washed properly and Nami will tell them to do it again.

Sanji: When Sanji has had enough of Luffy stinking up the kitchen he will force Luffy to take a bath. Obviously, Luffy says it's unfair so they compromise and Sanji has one with him. Luffy likes to sit infront of Sanji and let him wash his hair, he always ends up humming happily or softly swaying with Sanjis hands. The truth is it reminds him of how Sabo used to wash his hair and so he actually enjoys the baths with Sanji. He'd never say it though!!

Usopp: When Usopp and Luffy bathe together it usally ends up with Ussop carrying Luffy out after he'd almost drowned himself trying to do stupid tricks. Usopp will towel dry Luffy's hair and then brush it. Luffy definitely dresses himself though 🤭 he's not a little kid anymore! Luffy insists he can dry his own hair but this triggers Usopp into giving a long 30 minute speech about how he'll rush it and it will be damp so he'll catch a cold. Mama Usopp will allow no such thing!!

Nami: Nami usally wouldn't bathe with Luffy, obviously because of their different genders. despite this, on the odd occasion Luffy is in the bath and Robin is currently occupying the shower, she will take a bath anyway. Nami, over the time spent with the crew realises her captains honest innocence and doesn't mind it. Luffy will usally scoot a little closer and start info dumping about a wide variety of things. Nami acts annoyed but secretly thinks it's adorable. Like her own personal little brother who loves to chat about bugs and his new friends.

Robin: When Robin finds herself in the same situation as Nami, The bath being occupied by her crewmates and Nami in the shower, she'll usally just wait for her to finish but, if she finds either Chopper or Luffy taking a bath she doesn't mind joining them. Robin will use her Devil Fruit to make arms appear and wash Luffy's hair, simular to Sanji, sometimes Luffy will ask Robin about things because he says she's really smart. He'll listen to Robin talk about archeology to. He doesn't understand most of it and Robin knows this but she finds it cute when he looks at her with admiration and wonder after she says something about finding sunken ships or times she'd discovered piles of dead bodies hidden in barrels inside a abandoned Palace. Luffy will usually sit next to Robin at dinner and ask about more stories.

Chopper: When Chopper and Luffy bathe together Luffy is unusually soft and kind. Luffy will sit down and wash Chopper's head/fur and will listen to Chopper talking about medicine, how Zoro is so stubborn when it comes to healing as well as his favourite candy's (Luffy swears it changes every time they vist a new island) they will spend alot of time in there until Sanji calls them for dinner.

Hope you liked this Fluffy thing

Sanji: insulting the fuck outta Zoro

Zoro: You're so beautiful

Sanji: #@!*\₩* ExCuSe mE!?!

Zoro: Sorry, just couldn't keep it in my head any longer.

Sanji who's totaly not whipped: DON'T THINK YOUR COMPLIMENTS WILL MAKE ME FORGIVE YOU!

(He forgave him 5 minutes later)

Surely you've all seen the Everyone is dead AU on twitter right?

So, here's my go at a sad ending

Imagine this

Sanji leans on the rail of the ship. Crashing waves in the distance help keep him calm yet when he hears the footsteps of a certain marimo his nerves spike once again.

"It's a calm sea today huh Cook?"

There's no teasing to his soft voice so he chose to respond with a matching tone.

"If I were to go, being embraced by the sea would be my choice"

Sanji didn't look as Zoro walked beside him, his hand lifting and falling upon his own while he stared at the sea.

"Wouldn't it be better to fall into my embrace instead?"

The question makes Sanji sigh shakily but he smiles as he turns his head.

Zoro is looking at him, a look that says sorry and he can't stand it.

"You should show me, hopeless lost swordsman"

A sad smile paves its way onto Sanjis face at the attempt to sooth the nerves inside himself.

Zoro takes his hand and they both stand on the rail, the sea calm and steady as if their blood wasn't boiling. As if the air around wasn't thick enough already, a fog began to arise in his mind.

"You're a coward shitty cook" was what he said but he smiled as he did.

"As if you're any better Marimo......last one to close their eyes loses."

A smirk appears on the sword man's face and he grips his cooks hand tighter.

"You're on"

The only thing left is the splash of two bodies and a strawhat left on the deck.

Surely, its okay to be a coward if what you're scared of is loneliness.

(Hehe sorry this is shit :'] I tried)

Had a thought, Croco is a big man so he has big sneezes right? SO IMAGINE

The crocodile fight but when they are battling Croco sneezes and his sand head explodes. It takes a second for him to reassemble it and Luffy is just giggling like a mad man for the rest of the fight.

Sanji: Oi,Marimo, why are you so stinky?

Zoro: I dunno, why are you so ugly

Sanji: ......

Zoro: ......

*PASSIONATE MAKING OUT SOUNDS*

Law: We are NOT friends Mugiwara-ya

Luffy: well, according to this poll I took, which has 100 answers of yes, I'd say otherwise

Law: .......did you vote 100 times?

Luffy: .....

Law: .....

I woke up today and was excited that my brother started a conversation with me.... I regret waking up.

Here's how the conversation went

Brother (Mockingly): ohmygod you left your room?!

Me: yes I have and I immediately regret it as seeing your face has wounded me

Brother: so mean,anyway you know how you like One Piece?

Me (excited someone has brought up my special interest and is now committed to the conversation): Uh huh What about it?

Brother: well is saw this crossover and thought of you *stupid smug smile*

Me: oh really? Lemme see

Brother: *shows me a fucking fic with a One Piece and My Little Pony CROSSOVER*

Me: ..........I hate you

Brother: Lmao

That live action was WACK !!

Proceeds to rewatch it in Japanese,Spanish and English