Been Thinking About An One Piece AU

We need more traumatised One Piece Headcannons!! Not with just our boy Snooj

Like

Luffy hallucinates Ace at night,Luffy has a fear of Blood on his hands

Or

Zoro is visibly uncomfortable around long staircases

Or Maybe

Nami has a fear of Sharks, Nami hates pistols !

Usopp is literally an angst magnet!!

GIVE ME SOME ANGST A03 COME ON, WORK WITH ME

He would like some meat

Sanji *Has a dream about Zoro*

Gets up and walks to Zoro

Kicks him is the face

Zoro: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR SHIT COOK!?

Sanji: STAY THE HELL OUTTA MY DREAMS BASTARD!!

Zoro: ......

Sanji: ......

Zoro: That's kinda Ga-

*insert fried marimo here*

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*Stawhats walk into a small village*

*everyone runs away*

Chopper: why are they running away?

Nami: it's because we're pira-

Luffy: They are all afraid of my autistic swag

Nami: .....

Usopp: .....

Zoro: .....

Sanji: .....

Franky: .....

Robin: .....

Brook: .....

Jimbei: .....

Chopper: makes sense

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(SPOILERS)

So! If Sabo has that nasty scar on his face, it's safe to assume he has terrible vision in that eye right? NOW image him smiling at Luffy and he tried to pat his head but misses entirely, trips over, falls on his face and then just sits there like he's a stone figure and suddenly bursts into tears.

The crew are just mortified by the sight of this and Luffy is just pissing himself laughing

(SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW THIS I'M BEGING YOU)

The strawhats invite Sabo for tea.

Sanji: wait wait wait. So you're telling me, that polite young man over there is insane?? I don't belive you.

Luffy: Oh but Sanji he is! He was even weirder than me and Ace combined!!

Robin: I'll have to agree with Cook-San here it doesn't seem likely,could you perhaps give us an example captain?

Luffy: oh!? Yeah sure !

He turned around to where Sabo was cleaning the table

Luffy: Yo! Sabo, what did you say your favourite sound was again?

Sabo: Again? Isn't this like .....the 4th time you've asked that Luf?

Luffy: it's not my fault I forget!

Sabo: yeah yeah, well, I Like the sound people's skulls make when they crack between my fingers. It makes a satisfying crunch and the blood drips down so fast :D

Luffy: See

Probably Everyone: What the fu-?

What if when the crew gets angry or upset and frustrated they just .....

Beat the shit outta Luffy?

Hear me out!

He's rubber right? And he's the most annoying so if the crew is stressed he just, like, Goes up to them and says "you can hit me if you want" because if it don't hurt him he wouldn't mind.

And one day law just sees the crew just kicking the shit outta Luffy then they say thanks and walk off and Law is just like

What the actual FUCK did I get myself into ?