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Okay, but have you thought about Sam and Dean having a badass entrance to 'The Boys Are Back' from High School Musical 3
I, for my part, am a part of the herd of bricks
me when I’m the first one to yawn: wow. I’m a trend setter. an icon. a powerhouse. everyone wishes they were as sleepy as me
me when I copy someone else’s yawn: fuckkk man I’m just another sheep in the wall
It must be so fun to be a priest. Like imagine getting to talk about your hyperfixation all day. And that literally being your job.
That's also what he calls his di- *getting dragged away by SHIELD for leaking classified information*
Loki’s Scepter
Marvel Item #2
We literally just discussed the loss meme in one of my university courses. I am so glad this is the version of reality I live in.
Time to traumatize PM Seymour and Oz Media
*coughs*
When you bury your pets in your backyard and sell your home you’re really selling a pet cemetery
NOW ARGUE
I just want to draw I just want to draw but this stupid meat suit is limiting me I am my own worst enemy
Barbatos watching Diavolo commit his 27th war crime this week pretending not to care
I made him baby
angy baby
//can you tell i’m a Moon apologist?//
ok so I’m not a fanfic writer //anymore// so I’ll just put this idea out there
You know how alot of people REALLY love Sun but hate Moon for whatever reason?
so imagine a Sun/Moon x Nb Reader fluff/ hurt comfort fanfic in which;
the reader just loves, and I mean ABSOLUTELY ADORES Sun, they’re really close and talk about anything, EVERYTHING, so- a really good relationship //friendship or otherwise// a lot of hugging, cuddling, Sun following the reader around, all the good shit.
Moon, seeing this, rationalizes that; because the reader loves Sun so much they MUST love them too, right? -Even though they’ve never ACTUALLY met- and Moon, being socially inept decides to try and interact with the reader, but comes off as too hostile, hurting/ and or scaring them, badly, this happens two separate times, both resulting in the reader sprinting out of the daycare, the third time it happens reader tho instead of just running away, the reader blows up at Moon, //probably cursing them out// and says how much they don’t want/like Moon, and how the reader wishes that they’d just leave them alone, and talking about how creepy they look, before storming off, ending with something along the lines of being done with BOTH Sun and Moon. //reader doesn't want to be around Sun in fear that the lights randomly go out and they have to deal with Moon OR they see Sun and moon as basically the same person//
Now this obviously devastates Moon, “why don’t they love me too? what did I do wrong? why is everyone so scared of me? why do so many people hate me but not Sun?”
Moon stops doing their actual job at night instead opting to follow the reader around, leaving any animatronic that might of got itself broken somehow alone. they’re too scared to try and talk to them cause they don’t want to get yelled at again or scare them. //fears confrontation with staff cause past or ongoing abuse???//
Sun tries their best to talk to their friend again to no luck, they never come around the daycare as much/at all so Sun is essentially completely alone again all night because he isn’t actually allowed to leave. He //probably// blames Moon for the whole situation.
I basically have the whole story planned out uh- but I’m lazy so do with this idea what you will. <3
Also yes I know I made Moon WAY softer in this but I didn’t think of this in terms of a nsfw- andalsoi’mamoonapologist
//plz message me if you write it or want to hear more of what I personally planned </3//
I’m pretty sure all the hype and love over Sun is just the leftover hole in our hearts from foxy not being our perfect good guy baby. We were all so devastated as kids that now that one of our robo “friends” is proven to simply not want to kill us, we make him our good guy baby and all grasp the concept by the ass and never let go
plus Sun is cute
THIS MAN
THINGS MORE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LAFAYETTE
-wrote in all caps in his letters when he was excited
-slept under a tree with Washington after the battle of Monmouth, both enveloped in Washington’s cape
-basically saved the life of the Queen by kissing her hand
-re-gifted a fucking aligator to President John Quincy Adams cause he didn’t know what the fuck to do with it
-wanted to go kill the Beast of Gévaudan (some big scary people-eating wolf that scared the shit out of the french at the time) by himself at like 6 years old
-called both Jefferson and Washington on their bullshit, telling them to free all their slaves… neither listened
-actually bought an entire island full of slaves with his wife Adrienne and freed them all, gave them money for the work they did, gave them education
-last letter he wrote before his death was about freeing slaves and how sad he was that France was taking so long to give people of colour the same rights than white people
-died holding a picture of his dead-wife to his heart
-cried with Jefferson when they met for the first time in years after both American and French revolutions
-continued to fight and got back on his horse when he was shot in the leg during his first battle
-called his only son “George Washington de Lafayette”
-was socially awkward af, especially when he was young
-a ginger
-left France to go fight for America when the King, his step family, and basically the whole court told him “no”
-had to sneak out of France
-sources differ, but probably left disguised as a woman so no one would recognised him
-gave the biggest symbol of French Revolution (the key of the just-destroyed Bastille, a prison where the enemies of the King and Kingdom were imprisoned) to Washington
-orphan
-told Washington he was his lost father
-tripped when dancing with the Queen of France and never heard the end of it
-had “sleepovers” on the grass with John Laurens and Alexander Hamilton where they talked about politic
-threw himself in front of a loaded cannon ready to shoot to try to stop an event of the french Revolution to become too bloody
-at some point, pretty much everyone in France wanted him dead
-slept through two of the biggest events of the french Revolution lol
-gave money and helped a lot of poor farmers in need
-fought for other religions than his and the King’s own to be respected and have the same rights (specifically fought for Protestant and Jewish people)
-fought against death penalties
-brought back some dirt from America and told his son to put it on top of his grave when he dies
-redecorated his whole house in France just like American’s homes
-actually told people he was American
-altogether had a slight obsessing problem with America
-had his own room at Washington’s home
-had a ring with Washington’s hair in it
-was one of the richest man in France at the age of 12 because his whole family had basically died at that point
-changed back his family motto to “Why not?”
-was only 19 when he left for America
-was detained in horrible conditions in prison for 5 years (2 of which with his wife and daughters)
-refused the hell out of several powerful positions in politic and in the army because he didn’t found these to be close enough to his ideals of freedom and shit
Me: [poking you in bed] you awake?
You: how thE HELL DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?
Me: well are you?
You: [punches me]