Me: [poking You In Bed] You Awake?

“But to hear that little demon say something like that to me, while hoping to hold me captive… it was just so adorable, you see.”

completely unrelated to everything else but I need someone to know

Guys am I cooked? What do you mean 0.01% ???

seeing my hyper fixation in such plain english kinda hurts

Dude get your among us oc ready @chillisreal

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You are going to die. Soon.

Does anyone even use the big store candy machines anymore?? I don't even see children getting candy from them at this point but they're still keeping them stocked for some reason

Alex: I'm having a good day

Gwash: what did you do?

Alex: I'm not allowed to have a good day?

John: he stole Jefferson's Mac and cheese and now he's crying

Gwash:

Alex: heheheh....yaaaa

I finally made my own design for Sun+Moon instead of stealing one from an artist better than me hahaAHAAA- Aka I gave them one of those cat bells :)

YESSSS!!

YOU. MY ONLY ALLY IN THIS WAR. THIS ONE SIDED WAR. MY ONLY ONE. I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR SO LONG!

THERE IS NOTHING. THIS LAND IS DRY AND BARREN, NO CROP TO BE FOUND

Barbatos and Diavolo have so much potential for literally anything! angst? Fluff? Hurt/Comfort? Hurt no comfort? yes yes to all of them

I have been starving forever... I have so many thoughts

I think there's a disturbing lack of platonic Barbatos x Diavolo fanfic. Liiike...Diavolo grew up basically an orphan and Barbatos kind of adopted him

Diavolo's mom died and his dad flat out semi-abandoned him and Diavolo was left alone. His only friend was Mephistopheles and the term "friend" doesn't feel quite right since he only hung around because of Diavolo's status (I know Mephistopheles family pressured him and all so I don't hate the guy, but his intentions weren't purely out of care for Diavolo, and I know deep down Diavolo knew that and thats why he favors Lucifer)

I need more fanfiction of Diavolo as a kid interacting with his new dad Barbatos

I'm about ready to do it myself >:(

So many feelings about this

“Young Master.”

“Barbatos…”

“Care to tell me what might be troubling you? I can already guess what this is regarding, but even so.”

“I want to go check on Lucifer. To see how his condition is progressing, and if he’s all right…”

“Well then, why don’t you?”

“Because I don’t have the right…”

“Interesting. I wasn’t aware that you needed a right to go visit a friend who’s ill.”

“Ughhh, if only I’d told Lucifer everything sooner!”

“Indeed, yes…”

“I mean, I never imagined that Lucifer would end up losing his memory…!”

“It was most shocking, yes.”

“It’s all my fault… I made things even worse than they already were…”

“Yes, very true.”

“You know, you’re being awfully cold, Barbatos. Couldn’t you at least try to be on my side somewhat?”

“Once Lucifer regains his memory, perhaps you should tell him what you just told me?”

— Barbatos and Diavolo (Chapter 37-16 H)

trans ppl are NOT real neither are gay people or men .

Luke is in a constant state of fear and honestly I agree with him, fuck these demons.