The Bones.

Me: *trying to find music, gives up and chills on the jazz channel*

My dad: its jazz time

Me: its really not

I like how I toldy dad an agender joke "agender is spelled with a gender, the complete opposite" but I said it poorly at 1st and he corrected me saying, "agender means not having gender"

Today us Carson birthday so I made this

If i have to go to dreamteam prom during my online class, I WILL go to dreamteam prom during my class

HaVe U been ever stabbed by ur own bread

Universe made me short cuz if I was tall if be a bigger threat to society

Idk wether to sleep now or later

We should bring back the geot- giot- ... the thing used to chop off peoples heads

You open the small bag of tapes, they bump into each other creating small clanks of noise. “You mind if I play a tape?” you ask. “Sure, go ahead.” I reply. You flip though the tapes; each title tells what songs it contains like “Alec Benjamin” or “Love Songs”. As you flip a tape a title catches your eye, “The Jams” it reads, your curiosity gets the bets of you and you take it from its space among the others. “You choose a tape yet?” you hear me call. “Yeah I chose “The Jams”.” you reply. “That's a great tape.”. ‘What songs it holds,’ you wonder as you place the tape in the player and click it close. After a moment the music begins; it’s a familiar song yet you didn't believe it was my taste of music. It’s to late to go back as the lyrics begin. “Getting bored of Walls 2, I should find a new minigame,” your being fills with dread as you look over to me in bafflement. All you see is a mischievous, smug smile splayed on my face.  It becomes clear what kind of “Jams” this tape will play. You know the rule, and at this moment it laughs at you in mockery: “Once a tape is chosen and started there is no changing it, until it is over.”. 

What do when driving instructor ded?