Dark Humor - Blog Posts

I call it "laughter through tears"

weirdly enough, the constant in my life currently that keeps me a little more grounded though my constant state of depression is the sheer amount of bots i find myself blocking at the end of the day

Do you wanna be my sugar baby

No bitch, my fam has hereditary diabetes

Me trying to explain to people why I'm weird as fuck

When you saw that there were only three sets of footprints in the sand, it was because you were being carried by me, and you, and Zoboomafoo. 👣👣👣

Dear reader

What, pray tell, may I ask, mayhap you guess, is the song stuck in my head at this, yes THIS, very instant?!

Consider, before you guess, that I:

A: slept nary a wink last night,

B: am still recovering from the nastiest cold I've been cursed to endure in many a moon and I am possessed of a certain sensitivity to Dayquil that makes me think entirely too much,

C: am in the midst of a life-changing depressive episode, triggered by a multitude of small, yet unbearable happenings in my life, that my self-aggrandizing, dramatic ass has decided shall be the crucible that will forge me into something stronger or

BREAK ME UPON THE ROCKS OF MY INNER TEMPEST, LEAVING NOTHING BUT AN EMPTY HUSK OF A PERSON WHO ONCE DREAMED AND NOW MERELY SURVIVES FOR DIRTY FILTHY MONEY?!

WELL??

I hope you enjoyed my Romanticynicyst humor that mask my inner pain.

I KNOW you enjoyed the cat. Share as you see fit.

I Am Dazai Ch 11

Oh this one is so cute~! My OC is suffering! <3

I Am Dazai Ch 10

*Asks cutely* Have you ever had thoughts about dying?

I Am Dazai Ch 9

Feast my lovelies!

I Am Dazai Ch 6

Update!

I Am Dazai Ch 5

Btw I missed my one year anniversary since starting my fanfiction. Dec 20 if anyone is interested.

I Am Dazai Ch 4

This will take a while. I had to fix the title. Update!

I Am Dazai Ch 3

I finished Ch 3. I haven't done a good job of updating anyone here that I updated my fanfiction so I'm doing all of the updates I forgot to do at once

"We accept the love, we think we deserve"

- The perks of being a Wallflower.

So.....I deserve nothing ig?

If you hate someone you could say to them:

Your dad is everywhere,

because you're dad is dead

I got more pins!

The thin pink and gold one says “you are beautiful” and the gold star says “doing my best” but it’s a bit difficult to see.

Writing Prompt #29

"How's sleeping beauty now that he's finally woken up?"

"Dude, you literally hit me in the head with a baseball bat!"

Writing Prompt #27

"The gods want a sacrifice? Fine. Give them my middle finger and tell 'em to shove it."

Just so you know, I just started rewatching Star Wars Clone Wars the series, so for the time being, this blog is a Star Wars blog :)

That being said

Reasons why Obi Wan Kenobi is superior

He’s one of like 4 characters that has a British accent, and Bc British accents are the best accents, he is amazing

His one liners are awesome and rivaled only by those of Ashoka in their supremacy

His beard is amazing

Dudes his fighting stance (though completely impractical) has flair

He go whoooossshhhh whoooosssshhh with his light stick

The solution after seeing someone bastardize a good show in one easy step :)

I was at Walmart earlier, they can't be serious 💀

Slight TW for dark humor on my own experiences!!

Me: Yea I got hit as a kid and turned out just fine

Jonathan Crane: *who overanalyzed me the moment I opened and closed my mouth* 🤨🤨

Lewiston Morning Tribune, May 29, 1931.