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am i the only one who absolutely cannot stand the fanon mha characters. they’re so annoying 😭😭
I miss the days when fandoms actually interacted with the source of the fandom instead of creating an entirely new version of each character centered around a single trait that may or may not even be right, saying that is the only valid version of the character, then arguing with the people who've actually read the source material over whether it's true or not.
There are sooo many characters I could use but imma try to keep this list short
F.Hawks: Oh come on, can't you forgive me just this once?
C.Hawks: You let Dabi escape.
F.Hawks: I don't see anything wrong with that.
C.Hawks: He is a villain. A murderer! He doesn't care for anyone other than himself!
F.Hawks: That's not true, he cares for some people
C.Hawks: Oh? And how would you know? Did you talk over a cup of tea and become friends?
F.Hawks: Yes, actually.
C.Hawks: What.
C.Hawks: Please tell me you were talking to Fanon Dabi, mistaking him for Canon Dabi?
F.Hawks: F.D. isn't usually up til noon. I had this conversation with Canon before I let him escape.
C.Hawks: I'm arresting you.
I REALLY NEED TO FINISH THIS FFS
Such a funny little goof
F.Hawks: I am too fast for my own good, just try and out fly me. YOU CAN'T
C.Hawks: I'm too fast for my own good, both in the air and on the ground.
F.Hawks: Dude, you aren't that fast a runner.
C.Hawks: Oh really?
C.Hawks:
F.Hawks: Doesn't prove anything.
C.Hawks: Wanna race then?
F.Hawks: ...
F.Hawks: No.
C.Hawks: Thought so.
I got sick a few days ago and it reminded me of this
Canon notices you still hadn't gotten out of bed around noon and went to check on you. Your face was pale and your lips were redder than normal. He checked your temperature, you were burning up and were barely awake. Immediately Hawks went to the fridge and grabbed a cold compress. He wrapped a cloth around it and placed it on your head to cool you down. The most Hawks knew was that rest would be the best option, though for a temperature as high as yours he decided to get you some medicine. Checking around, you had nothing for fever which meant Hawks would have to go and buy some. He goes out to buy medicine and stops to buy some chicken noodle soup as well. Coming home, he gives you the medicine and begins working on making you the soup. While the soup heated, he readied a cold bath and some spare clothes for you as he woke you from your needed slumber. He apologized and helped you up, leading you to the bath room. Helping you strip down and into the tub, you almost jumped back into Keigo's arms, but he reassured you he would be by your side. The cold water woke you, and as much as you didn't want to, you needed to cool your body down. After fighting your mental self, you had him help you in the tub and prevent you from escaping the cold water. A few minutes passed before you adjusted to the water. You felt slightly better, but after the bath, you just wanted warmth. Keigo helped you get dressed and lead you to the couch, where he had already prepared a few blankets and pillows for you. He served you some soup and set you on the couch as he went to change the sheets in your bedroom, throwing your current into the washer. Keigo wasn't good with his words when it came to you, but he was very expressive through his actions. It was something you loved about him, we was never static, in fact, he was very fluid with his motions and made sure to express his emotions. He took care of you in sickness and in heath. The rest of the day, he spent by your side, tending to your every need. Your fever was bad and lasted about a week. After you had recovered, the following week Keigo got sick himself and now it was your turn to take care of him.
V.S.
Fanon senses your sickness and begins to panic. To you, you just had a simple fever, to him you were on the brink of death. He can be a bit overdramatic with his actions, but you knew Keigo meant well. He immediately left to get medicine, soup and even some bottles of water. He gave you the medicine and began making the soup. As he did, he left a few feathers around you to keep an ear out for you. He kept a cold wet rag on your head and kept it wet to help break your fever. Keigo didn't want you to move a muscle, he fed you, helped you drink water, and even checked for any other symptoms. He hoped it was only a fever and nothing worse. Keigo dreaded losing you, you were all he had and he would be lost without you. His wings were disheveled, and so was his hair. He paced around the house as you slept. Eventually he got so anxious that he sat by your bed and held your hand as you slept. He stayed with you as you slept, eventually falling asleep as well. Waking up feeling better, you turn to see Keigo asleep, he was on his knees and half of his body was on the bed. His head resting on his arm and his hand intertwined with yours. You watched him sleep and decided to wait for him to wake up to tell him you felt better. An hour had passed before he woke up, and upon hearing you were feeling better, he rushed to give you a hug and covered your face in kisses. He wings flapping happily and little chirps could be heard from him as he nozzles his face into your neck. You laughed and told him to take it easy, but Keigo wanted nothing more than to hold you in his arms for the rest of the day. And he did just that.
An old favorite
Fanon lovers: Hawks would be a shitty boyfriend since he is always working and probably uses his body in some lines of his work.
Canon lovers: Hawks is a precious fucking bean that must be protected. If you try and slander the precious nugget, you are going to meet your McFucking end.
Forgot I was working on this... I should finish it at some point.
Headcannon: Sometimes I like to think that Hawks weighs close to nothing due to having hollow bones, but like, its a double edged sword. Because he has hollow bones, he is extremely fragile and like, a good punch to the gut can put him out of commission. So like, we all know how fast Hawks is, and I like to think the reason for it isn't because of his quirk, but because he is scared that he will be killed or severely injured if he got.
Fanon Hawks: I can't cook for shit, I always just order out because I will burn my home down if I turn on the stove.
Canon Hawks: I am a food Connoisseur, who knows my way around the kitchen, however due to my work, I can't really cook all that often. This is why I eat out a lot and enjoy the different taste of food.
Fanon Hawks: Fuck you and your knowledge of food.
Canon Hawks: Allows his fans to touch his wings, as displayed in the manga and anime.
Fanon Hawks: *someone touches his wings, no a single feather* mnhm! *Fanon trying not to moan or react*
Sometimes I like to think that Hawks had to kill someone as one of his jobs and the first time it happened Hawks was filled with shock and trauma over having to actually kill someone. And rather than the commission giving him comfort and reassurance, they send him to a "therapist" that is actuallu a worker who has a mindwipe quirk and removes the memories of the feelings he felt after killing.
Hawks had to visit this "therapist" many times, and now when he kills someone as he is ordered to, he feels numb and no remorse. The frequent vists had put his mind in a state of where he has no idea how to feel for killing someone, as that spot in his memories that are meant to be for emotions after a traumatic event, have been clouded with static that prevent anything from filling that gap.
Fanon hawks who had his feathers forcefully removed all over his body except for his wings. Removed and made to never grow back. The commission deemed them useless and a hazard to his work. Fanon let it happen and while it doesn't bother him anymore, he still gets the feeling that his feathers were never removed. When those times comes, he often gets upset over his feathers being removed. He swears at times he can still feel them, but becomes disheartened when he remembers they were removed.
This is brought up one day after a hard day at work. He was depleted of all his feathers, yet still had to meet Dabi at their usual spot for intel. During that meeting Dabi had made a snarky remark about Hawks getting too close due his wings being depleted of feathers and Hawks with no weapon. Fanon Hawks had quirked his head in a questioning manner, exclaiming he still had feathers. When he went to pull up his sleeve to show his feathers, all that could be seen was his bare arm. Fanon blinked for a moment talking to himself.
"Oh right, they aren't there anymore..."
Dabi rolled his eyes and told him he still wasn't ready to join the league. After their meeting Fanon left to go back home, whilst Dabi started to make his way back to the LOV base. On his walk back he couldn't help but get what Fanon had said, out of his head. What did he mean by there weren't there anymore?
Fanon Hawks who decides to fill in for Canon Hawks due to Canon catching a cold and Fanon insisted he stay home in bed, while Fanon took his spot.
Everyone noticed...
Hawks asking you out to hang out, and you say yes forgetting you already made plans with Fanon on the same day and time. When you all meet up, there is this awkward silence, only for Hawks to speak up and just to treat it as a normal hang out. You agree and so does Fanon, but as the three of you walk around, people begin to harrass you for being with Fanon and Hawks. So Fanon decides to go out of his way to hold you close and tell people to back offf from "his" mate. This causes mass confusion and now everyone is flocking over to Hawks, who in turn decides to do the same thing with you. Now all of Japan thinks you are in some weird polyamorous Hawks-cest relationship
Hawks who gets hit with a quirk that makes him super flirty towards you and tries to bed you, only for Fanon to protect you from the overly horny Hawks who wants nothing more than to bang.
Canon Hawks: Fanon did you eat my sandwich?
Fanon Hawks: I am your sandwich.
*prceeds to morph into a sandwich*
Canon Hawks:...
Y/N: Oh look, free food!
Canon Hawks: WAI-
Fanon was facing a villain one day, one not too tough per say. Though, Hawks still doesn't know the villains quirk as he had yet to show it. Their battle went on for not too long, before Hawks had the villain pinned. He used his feathers to keep the villain im the air and out of civilians way, as he did, the villain began to laugh.
"If you think you got me? You're wrong bird brain! Enjoy your new life, maybe you will be just as useless in a different universe and you are in this one!!" The villain preached, as he clapped his hands together and spread them apart. A rift opened behind hawks and sucked him in, causing him to be dragged out of his own, Fanon universe, and into the Canon universe. As he was being pulled from univerde to universe, he felt his appeaeance and body change. He suddenly felt like singing until his throat gave out, and his love for endeavor seemed to skyrocket. He was suddenly filled with admiration for Dabi, and his height seemed to change as well, making him slightly taller than he should be. It wasn't until another minute went by before he was falling, in a state of panic, he flapped his wings ans tried to balance himself. Only... Fanon forgot how to fly for a moment and landed face first, into the hard concrete. This surprised many people in the area, causing them to crowd. This also caught the attention of a certain winged hero who was patrolling the area. Canon Hawks swooped down and landed in front of Canon, who was still onnthe ground.
"You uh... okay there...?" Canon asked, unaware of who this doppelganger was.
Fanon finally moved as he got up with a groan, and dusted himself off. He looked around and noticed he was still in Japan, only, he was face to face with himself. Many people gasped at this, two Hawks'?! How crazy was that?! Fanon rubbed his head, accidently scratching himself as he inspected his hand. Talons?! He tilted his head in confusion, then realized what he just did. Bird traits... oh no...
"Fuck..." Fanon groaned as he face palmed.
"Uhm... Who are you exactly..?" Canon questioned Fanon as he stood waiting for a reponse.
"I'm you... but uh, from a different... universe?" He questioned, he wasn't sure himself where he was and what happened to the villain he was fighting.
The villain! Surely he is in the universe as well! Right? Maybe fanon could track him down and have him send him back home! "Well... Hawks from a different universe, you wouldn't mind if I took you in to get you checked out would ya? Seemed like a bad fall." Canon stated, clearly skeptical of this doppelganger.
" Uh, sure, we can do that. I need to make sure my wings are sprained from that fall, and I didn't get a concussion too!" Fanon was worried he might have lost a few screws from the fall.
Fanon went with Canon, and after confirming a few things, he was well. Stuck there. That villain wasn't in this universe, and a DNA test proved Fanon to have matching DNA with Canon. From then on, Fanon lived with Canon and helped out whenever he could. Though his bird habits and newfound admiration for the Todoroki family, specifically Enji and Dabi, seemed to complicate things a bit. But nothing that couldn't be handled.
2
1
4
5
3
6
Is the order I'll be doing this in. Probs release 2, later this month.
Bit of a poll on what major work, I should do next.
The origin of how Fanon Hawks came into Canon Hawks' world
Pt. 2 of Villain Hawks AU
Pt. 3 of Quirk Mutation
A date with two birds. A Canon x Reader x Fanon
Canon vs Fanon: How they would react to you asking them out
Akira (OC) meets Hawks for the first time
These are some that I had in mind, and will at some point do all, but I'm curious on what y'all are lore interested in seeing first.
Though if any of y'all are interested ij something else, please feel free to comment or just send a submission!
Bit of a poll on what major work, I should do next.
The origin of how Fanon Hawks came into Canon Hawks' world
Pt. 2 of Villain Hawks AU
Pt. 3 of Quirk Mutation
A date with two birds. A Canon x Reader x Fanon
Canon vs Fanon: How they would react to you asking them out
Akira (OC) meets Hawks for the first time
These are some that I had in mind, and will at some point do all, but I'm curious on what y'all are lore interested in seeing first.
Though if any of y'all are interested ij something else, please feel free to comment or just send a submission!
F.Hawks: Man, this blows, why don't you have a summer hero costume? It gets stupidly hot in this getup.
C.Hawks: I... I just wear what I'm told when it comes to hero work?
F.Hawks: You haven't asked, have you?
C.Hawks: No.
F.Hawks: If you do, I want something like a tank top or something that shows off my chest.
C.Hawks:...
F.Hawks: I absolutely love cats! Especially ones that are tall, dark, and handsome.
C.Hawks: Are... you saying you love an animal that is known for hunting birds for sport?
F.Hawks: ....
F.Hawks: Dabi doesn't hunt birds for sport!
C.Hawks: Of course you're talking about Dabi.
C.Hawks: Woah there, careful next time, don't need you falling off the building!
F.Hawks: You should have let them to see if they can stick the landing.
C.Hawks: ...
F.Hawks: I'M JUST SAYING
C.Hawks: Avoiding fans and just trying to get home can be really tiresome.
F.Hawks: Why avoid them? I love my fans!
C.Hawks: I love my fans too, but after a long day, all i want to do is relax and drink a nice cup of coffee.
F.Hawks: Then go to a cafe.
C.Hawks: Even at a cafe, I'd still be recognized and pestered.
F.Hawks: Aren't you supposed to be an optomist?
C.Hawks: Jeez, sorry for wanting time to myself and not spend my entire life wearing a mask to please the public.
F.Hawks: Okay okay, point taken.
I love to think that the Hawks fandom has ignored Hawks' real dad as his dad, and sees Sleepwalkersqueen's version, Takami the Thief, as his real dad. Why? Because, his real dad isn't all that impressive of a villain/criminal to be that grand of news for when Hawks dad and real name get leaked by Dabi. But like, imagine? Oh no! Infamous Takami the Thief is Hawks' dad? We should really fear him! He is a bigger threat than we assumed! How dare he be a hero!? How dare he try to make up for the crimes of his father by trying to be a good person!?
It just makes more sense? Like... It would make the story way more interesting. Plus, Shinyo? Ngl, kinda hot. Canon dad? Pretty meh. Like theres no way Hawks got his looks from his mom and dad, it just doesnt add up! (I mean it does, but still, his dad ain't pretty.)
Anyways, that's just me.