One Day Ur Gonna Cut A Cake And It’s Gonna Actually Be Ur Friends And Family

every person has to refer to me with a different prounoun

you fucking coward, your scared of swears yet you paradoxically have the courage to reblog me on ur dnd podcast blog, for all your dnd podcast followers to see

babe why didn’t u like my newest post wtf

does anyone wanna do worm roleplay with me

*squirms into your dms*

the worst pain is your friends calling your outfit straight

the b in bisexual stands for bottom

frogs are inherently political

yeah, right. how can I be attracted to girls when I can’t even talk to them?

no homo!!!! no!! absolutely none!

April fools ;)

not to be straight but I actually have 2 different types of bois I’m in to

Nice, kinda nerdy boys. They have a really dumb sense of humor and are able to laugh with you, but they can also have a serious discussion about politics or a movie. They’re smarter than you’ll ever be, but it’s ok because they aren’t narcissistic about it and never try to argue with your core beliefs. They’d offer to pay for dinner but wouldn’t bat an eye if you offered to pay. They wanna take things slow and nearly die at the idea of just holding your hand. They truly do care about you and just wanna make you smile.

and eboys

me, eating gummy bears: down the water slide you go, little buddy :)