Frogs Are Inherently Political

hhhnnnngg rat

my feet hurt why did i do this

my teenage rebellion is not wearing socks with my converse even though my mom told me to

in the next animal crossing game timmy and tommy will be all grown up and working at femboy hooters

NOBODY gets to know my pronouns, not even ME

is it romantic feelings or is it anxiety or is it gender envy or is it loneliness or is it just strong platonic feelings

goblincore but also punk

goblincore and cottagecore both like frogs but the difference is that in cottagecore you wanna give the frogs a gentle kiss

I KNOW gay privilege is REAL because anytime I meet someone and find out they’re gay they INSTANTLY become 20x cooler

the reason “dog” is “god” spelled backwards is because “god” and “dog” are opposites. unlike god, dogs do not care what sins you have committed

I just heard a mike bloomerg ad on the radio??wth!! you dropped out, mike!!! GO AWAY!!!!!!