Me, Eating Gummy Bears: Down The Water Slide You Go, Little Buddy :)

when boomers said they hate millennials gen z really just went “lmaoooo me too”

goblincore but also punk

i like how tumblr notifys you when you reblog your own post it makes me feel special

i just want to be a dirty boy who does not shower

dear doctors,

is there a word for white people who live in america or do i just have to call them white bread

my dad, yelling at the radio with sports commentators that he put on: shut up!!! there are no more Sports

dad: what’s it called?? picture fuck????

me: f-facebook...?

dad:

dad:

dad: yeah

i’m not a boy i’m a boi

i want to be alone for 5 minutes please everyone just shut up

adoption is just thrifting children