Things I Heard At Marching Band #4

Things I Heard at Marching Band #2

The sun beats women!

Things I Heard at Marching Band #6

And I’m taking my pants off … AHH!

I don’t think I’ve ever found a post that describes me more

"wow ur so good at math" ah ha but you see. you dont ever get good at math. you stay bad, but now youre bad at harder math

Things I Heard at Marching Band #8

Be a crunchy carrot! NOT a soggy cheerio!!

Things I Heard at School #2

She’s not a chameleon!

Of course I don’t have velociraptors! Who would have such a thing in their closet? *Raptor screeches in the distance* Yea definitely don’t *nervous laughter*

I AM LGBT AND I SUPPORT LGBT AND I DEFINITELY AM NOT HIDING A GROUP IF VELOCIRAPTORS IN MY BEDROOM CUPBOARD!!! *Leans on the door of my bedroom cupboard, dinosaur sounds coming from within* *whispers at the door* shhh be quiet or else they'll know

Things I Heard at Marching Band #5

All I heard was hot and stripping and I’m very concerned

Things I Heard at Marching Band #13

Play like a bag of tor-tillas. And yes, I said tor-tilla. Make it crunchy and salty

Things I Heard at Marching Band #11

Accidentals are sexy

Things I Heard at Marching Band #3

I wonder how long it would take to charge a tomato