Last Week Tanner Celebrated A Year Of Sobriety. This Week He Celebrated Getting Back To Tool Pics.

Tanner posted some old pictures to show his progress and as is usually the case when one does, ended up showing how great he looked before his progress. Not that he doesn’t look great now, but pics 2 and 3 clearly establish he was doing juuust fiiiiine before putting on the weight he has now.

Tanner’s annual winter tradition is to flip in the snow, historically in underwear, but this year he went with the clickbait swim trunks.

File under: "cocky e-boys who need to be repeatedly drained of all their nut"

Tanner turned 23 today and celebrated by giving us this present.

Tanner’s been upgrading his workouts on the interludes at home between his travels.

POV: you're just asking to be wrangled off to a bull barn where your pits will be tickled and eaten out as you thrash against your chains and a mechanical milker rhythmically pumps all the thick cream fresh from your balls

Before the start of the diving competition in Utah he was judging, Tanner toured the facility and showed the view from several platforms. It’s always a good view when it includes Tanner’s feet. He also tried a few dives from various heights before the competing divers started.

Dylan and his family went to a lake in Oklahoma for the weekend.

The lesser-spotted Kansas bull 👀

If only he'd realised his meal had been laced with a mild sedative to prevent him putting up too much of a fight when some local men came to drag him from his hotel, chain him up in their private "milk den", and endlessly pump all the thick fresh cream from his balls into jars...

Might need to order a box of donuts if Tanner wins

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