Before The Start Of The Diving Competition In Utah He Was Judging, Tanner Toured The Facility And Showed

Tanner’s latest video, “I Learned To Scuba Dive To Find My Lost GoPro,” is a masterpiece. Still missing a camera he lost in summer 2015 at Table Rock Lake, Tanner decided to get certified for scuba diving, completing the initial test the day before leaving for Hawaii, where the most cinematic parts of the video take place. Tanner completes his certification, swims with sea turtles and manta rays and then goes cliff jumping, the original purpose of the trip. Then, upon returning to Kansas he finds a diver willing to help him search the lake where the GoPro was lost in the cold of November. They didn’t find it, but Tanner clearly gained more on the journey than the lost footage he was looking for.

Tanner thought neck beard improved this photo but I disagreed so I thought we might better appreciate the good parts without it.

The bull snorted into his ball-gag, thrashed against his shackles, and watched the men spoon his thick creamy nut into glasses as a pump relentlessly jerked out all his fresh loads.

"Well, you said you chose staying home to make protein shakes; you just never said *whose* home!"

Tanner Braungardt feetz - imagine the hammock's a bondage sling and those soles are getting mercilessly tickled and licked while he squirms helplessly

Tanner posted some old pictures to show his progress and as is usually the case when one does, ended up showing how great he looked before his progress. Not that he doesn’t look great now, but pics 2 and 3 clearly establish he was doing juuust fiiiiine before putting on the weight he has now.

Tanner just spent $350k on a car he’s convinced himself for years is his dream. I think there’s a chance that after all these years he’s mentally strong enough to handle achieving this goal, but the Tanner I’ve long known would definitely be headed for a spiral into depression because now that he has it what is there left to live for. I consider it a blessing that no vehicle impresses me and find the concept of a dream car ridiculous. I think it was a mistake but I also think maybe he has the perspective to get some enjoyment out of it and then sell it and move on, so I’m trying to reserve judgment. If he hasn’t already figured out a car won’t make him happy, he’s about to find out. He might already know but then why buy it. He’s done a lot of dumb things but none this expensive.

Grrr, surely there's gotta be *one* dairy farm in Kansas with a space for such a fine bull to be milked?

Not as good as the pump from milky milk time