Tanner’s Been Upgrading His Workouts On The Interludes At Home Between His Travels.

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*Pump activated, initiating non-stop semen extraction*

In honor of Dylan’s birthday, Tanner posted a bunch of old pictures of them, reminding us of their great lifelong friendship and epic ship. Dylan once said in all the years he’s known Tanner he’s seen him more shirtless than clothed and these pics confirm. They were pretty adorable then, and still are.

Ill give it to him, this is not horrible compared to his previous attempt when he got a chubby face. But we all fell in love with him when he was skinny so I won’t see how that was ever a problem.

Tanner was chained up by his wrists, huffing and puffing as his "wranglers" pulled his cock out and waggled the floppy meat around, chuckling sadistically while telling him what a "productive bull" he was going to be once they got him hooked up to the "pump" for his "milking"...

Took the AI trend to bring Dylan to post and the AI didn’t even need to exaggerate because he’s actually that beautiful.

‘Hey, hey, let go!’ yelled Tanner, as two guys who’d been hanging around the trampoline park grabbed him mid-jump and carried him to a van outside to be hogtied, gagged, and driven off to a quiet little dairy farm to be milked of all his thick, delicious “Kansas Kreme”…

Tanner has a new video coming tomorrow and I don’t know how long it will be before I have time to review it but in the meantime my post on the last one was really slept on.

Tanner’s latest video, “I Learned To Scuba Dive To Find My Lost GoPro,” is a masterpiece. Still missing a camera he lost in summer 2015 at Table Rock Lake, Tanner decided to get certified for scuba diving, completing the initial test the day before leaving for Hawaii, where the most cinematic parts of the video take place. Tanner completes his certification, swims with sea turtles and manta rays and then goes cliff jumping, the original purpose of the trip. Then, upon returning to Kansas he finds a diver willing to help him search the lake where the GoPro was lost in the cold of November. They didn’t find it, but Tanner clearly gained more on the journey than the lost footage he was looking for.