Tanner’s annual winter tradition is to flip in the snow, historically in underwear, but this year he went with the clickbait swim trunks.
Another reason that would have thwarted Theo’s plan: Scott wouldn’t have been so smitten with Theo if Isaac was around. That’s a bond that would be harder to break. Isaac wouldn’t turn away from Scott for anything, and he didn’t have anyone else to go to if he was even thinking about it. Would be interesting to see Theo working on it, but even if Theo managed to convince Isaac that he’d seduced Scott into cheating on him, I think Isaac would stay loyal. And as long as Scott had Isaac, he wouldn’t get to a point where he felt like Theo was the only one he could count on.
NPFP made me wonder something: what do you think would have happened had Jackson and Isaac been around for season 5?
I'm pretty sure Theo wouldn't have succeeded. Sure, Theo would've most likely wrapped Scott around his little finger because Scott is a moron when it comes to trusting strangers, but Stiles would've never been alienated from the pack because Isaac and Jackson wouldn't trust Theo over Stiles — mostly because they have common sense and are aware that you do not trust people, who you just met and who record your girlfriend sleeping, over your best friend. They provably also wouldn't have cared that Stiles killed someone.
After Ethan and Aiden and Peter and Matt, and Allison going rogue, Isaac would've rather eaten his scarf before trusting the new random werewolf that showed up the second shit got weird.
And Jackson? I mean, he spent weeks listening to Stiles babbling on and on about how weird Matt is. He also spent a lot of time with Stiles in a van, telling him exactly what he is. Plus, Lydia is Stiles' best friend, so there's that too.
But yeah, I don't think Theo would've been able to accomplish anything.
Tanner is getting back to his routines after recent travels but the Midwest Meetup which is usually close to his birthday is coming up. Usually this means a lot of cute flippers show up in Kansas.
Tanner just spent $350k on a car he’s convinced himself for years is his dream. I think there’s a chance that after all these years he’s mentally strong enough to handle achieving this goal, but the Tanner I’ve long known would definitely be headed for a spiral into depression because now that he has it what is there left to live for. I consider it a blessing that no vehicle impresses me and find the concept of a dream car ridiculous. I think it was a mistake but I also think maybe he has the perspective to get some enjoyment out of it and then sell it and move on, so I’m trying to reserve judgment. If he hasn’t already figured out a car won’t make him happy, he’s about to find out. He might already know but then why buy it. He’s done a lot of dumb things but none this expensive.
Last week Tanner celebrated a year of sobriety. This week he celebrated getting back to tool pics.
Lookin like a bull about to have his ass drilled and balls pumped dry by merciless machines, more like
Tanner recently discovered wikifeet, and was obviously very proud of his near perfect rating. You could see the wheels turning in his head. You think that’s nice? Wait til you see what I’m going to do in my cold plunge. This is guy who once purchased the custom license plate CLKBAIT so we can trust he knows what to do with this discovery.
They. Must. Be. Stopped.
Angel 2 is shaping up nicely! If only he'd stay clean shaven...
Seriously, what is it with twinks these days? If they're not growing terrible facial hair, they're getting terrible tattoos. They must be stopped 😤
Yum
Well, that's one way of making "ice cream"...
Back to bring you occasional Tanner Braungardt and Dylan Mitchell content. Former fanfic author. Teen Wolf fan.
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