Latest Posts by the-crap-gatsby - Page 2
it is upon us
i heard a rumor they’re making despair 2 and this time there’s gonna be tongue
Misha lurking on the destiel/nov 5th tag plotting what to do tomorrow
I don't think I'll ever get over this gif. The way Vinnie snuggles in. How Tommo just grabs Vinnies arm and pulls it up to his chest, so he's held nice and tight, and can hold on to and hug a piece of Vinnie. And is that a lil kiss Vinnie presses on Tommos shoulder? Is he smelling him? I can't handle it.
early seasons destiel was such a moment. cas appears in a barn after yelling incoherently at dean in a gas station and his hotel room, then proceeds to tell dean his greatest secrets, eyefuck him within an inch of his life, call sam an abomination, explode a few light fixtures for effect, and disappear… and the fandom was like oh yeah baby that’s romance!
Do you ever think about Dean and Cas' first interaction?
And how Cas wasn't used to being questioned; how he was surprised that Dean didn't just believe him when he said he was an angel. And then how quickly he read Dean and understood that this man did not think he deserved to be saved, and so he instantly had to tell him that good things do happen.
And then how in that moment neither of them knew that they were going to become so important to one another; that they would end up loving each other so profoundly that it would defy God's own plan. That one of them would give everything up for the other and learn how to love and lose and feel. And the other would learn to love himself despite his previous actions where he thought himself irredeemable and undeserving of love.
Do you ever think about how Cas may have told Dean that he changed him, but Cas also changed Dean because he proved to him that he was good.
Or are you normal?
So, THAT Clone X trooper...
is 100% definitely, undoubtedly Tech, yeah?
I mean, physically/literally:
His accent is different under the voice modulation
I stg those pained grunts as he lifted the stones were pure Tech
He runs in Creature Posture
The pocketses
He still doesn't give a fuck about following orders
But also narratively:
The lingering closeups whenever he's about to act in regard to the Batch. Is it consideration? Hesitation? They sure want us to wonder.
The story's repeated emphasis on Crosshair being able to anticipate his moves, and the way they match each other beat for beat the whole way down.
The fucking intimacy of the way he almost kills Crosshair. I mean the whole physicality of the fight, but especially the way Clone X had to stare into his eyes while he drowned him.
Why, as a writer, would you waste those story beats on someone who had no personal significance to the Batch? You just wouldn't.
the “are you in a minivan?” “yes” part though 🥵
(i swear only misha could make that sound so hot!)
ikr!!!
Destiel off having a romantic anniversary dinner. Sam is babysitting Jack. Sam has fallen asleep. Claire has taken Jack and is now running to find the nearest Dairy Queen. Life is daijoubu.
the reason i enjoy characters calling cas slurs so much is that as much as cas hates himself, it's never in an internalized bigotry way. like he's entirely fine with like... What He Is. what he hates about himself is What He's Done. like, the closest he comes to disliking himself for What He Is is being scared that no one likes him? but in general he's pretty fine with everything about himself except his choices.
anyway you guys might think that this post was inspired by cas' relationship to being gay but actually it's inspired by the fic i have in my head where cas is called into jack's school to talk to the counselor on like. an unrelated matter, and the counselor refers to jack's "difficulties" and cas is like "jack's what? jack, are you having difficulties at school?" and jack is like "no i love it here" and the counselor is like "no i meant his... you know..." and cas tilts his head like "his what?" and then the counselor spends ten minutes using increasingly rude euphemisms for intellectual/developmental disabilities before giving up and asking if she can speak to cas' wife, at which point cas is like i don't have a wife, and the counselor is like but your wedding ring... and cas is like i do have a husband. and the counselor is like thank god. my discomfort with this weird man's obvious disabledness overrides even my passive straight person homophobia. and then the husband is, you know. dean.
thinking about how mr d probably nicely threatens his kids like:
mr d (to castor and pollux): oh? you didn’t clean your cabin well enough? welp time to show the campers your baby photos!
like yes he’d probably spoil them behind everyone’s back but he will never stop messing with them
mr d: pollux, remember your emo phase from when you were 12?? would be a shame if some people got ahold of those photos
pollux: dadddddddd
Y/N: You saved me… Why?
NOBODY:
GETO: mmmhhhhh monkey
Y/N:
My interpretation of Geto fanfics
Not my GIFs
NO CAUSE IM STILL FUCKING WEEPING
NEIL GAIMAN SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN
(I don’t mean that I think you’re great but I still need processing time 😭💔)
Aziraphale there better have been something in that coffee or I’ll burn all your favourite books myself.
Not me weeping because after 2 months of procrastination (and out right terror at the thought of the gloom hands)
I finally got the MASTER SWORD!
Jajebbeiwwnbeejjshwbwwnwijwjw
(Yes I know it’s a stupid amount of time but I did the dragons tears quest like really close to the beginning and didn’t know it would lead to the master sword so I didn’t have any stamina. And then I couldn’t find wyrm wife, and was too scared to fight the hands.)
Also look at them, link and his fabulous wyrm wife.
So sparkly, so beautiful, so blond
Oh and link’s there as well
We haven’t tried everything 👁️👁️
Saw this on Reddit: ORIGINAL POST
God bless Bella Ramsey for these pictures 🩷
✨Slutty little knee ✨
Getting all the sages in TOTK
I love my birb child with my whole heart
BUT GOD DAMN DO I MISS MY TOXIC-ARSE BIRD BITCH
I NEVER REALISED HOW MUCH I RELIED ON THIS COCKY MF
Yes he’s an arrogant arsehole
But he’s my arrogant arsehole.