Me Before Watching Star Trek Tos:

2024 poolverine: boyfriends, bffs, best bubs, soulmates

2011 poolverine: bffs, best bubs, the only two people that truly understand them

2001 poolverine: oh my god they hit the fucking pentagon

Can we talk about the fact that Deadpool is supposed to be one of the strongest character in the entire Marvel Universe?

Cause yes, for those who may not know, Wade is canonically one of the strongest character in the Marvel Universe. And why is that? Well, it is due to two things : being incredibly good at fighting, and always regenerating.

The first one seems obvious as to why that would make him extremely strong. He knows all about fighting techniques, has military experience and training, has been an accomplished mercenary for years, etc. He knows how fight. Besides, he knows multiple combat techniques and can easily switch between them, making him even more threatening.

And while the second point may seem obvious as to why it's an advantage, it is far more valuable to him than you can expect. The first advantage is obviously that he can't die. And can't be seriously injured. So he's basically unbeatable. Yeah, that's kind of a big advantage.

But it also includes other physical advantages. For example, it grants him a strength that is far superior to other people's strength. It's the same for stamina, balance, flexibility, dexterity, body control, speed, etc. That man knows how to fight, can't die, can't get severely and irreversibly injured, and he's enhanced?

And that's not all, there's more! Because of his regenerating factors, he can't be possessed of mind-controlled. Since his cells are constantly changing by dying and being renewed, his soul and mind are too inconsistent to be controlled. You can still attack him psychically, but it is extremely difficult to read his mind--even for a trained mind-reader--because of how messy and moving it is. Since it's so messy, it often confuses the mind-reader more than it helps them. Getting the right information out of his brain is near-impossible. A version of Charles Xavier even died upon entering his mind, if I'm not mistaken (I can be wrong about that, let me know if so!).

And because he's literally the best, there is still another advantage! Since his brain is so messy and constantly moving, changing, he is quite unpredictable. His opponents have an extremely hard time figuring him out, not helping by the fact that he acts dumber than he actually is. Trying to fight someone who is this good at fighting and always finds the move you didn't expect to come is quite difficult. And because he isn't just unpredictable to others but also to himself, there's no way of knowing for sure what he'll do next. If an enemy think they have figured out how he fights and what will be his strategy, he's gonna completely change it on a whim, and he himself won't see it coming!

So yeah, definitely one of the most skilled character in the entire Marvel Universe, and seeing him in an Avengers movie would be so fun.

(Also, this is very specific to Deadpool and Wolverine, but can we talk about how Cassandra Nova could somehow easily enter his brain, find the right memory and change it? So, either she is way better than what we thought, or Wade was doing particularly bad during this movie, maybe due to him just being out a slump/still feeling depressed and so his mind his less sharp than usual. What do you think?)

Dandelion, by many names you're known,

Bane of lawns, yet beauty all your own,

From humble roots, you rise with strength and grace,

Golden crown upon your head, you embrace the suns warm face,

Defying odds, you claim your rightful place.

This please. They are probably aro ace anyways, I just want to befriend the weird little guy with very concerning hyperfixations

when i say i want a valdemar route i don’t mean i want to seduce the ancient demon. i mean i want a route where the mc is just weirdly friendly with valdemar and they jus go “??????” the whole time

Oh to be a fly on the wall of Wade's appartment...

Day 21: Potato-gratin with bacon cubes

Shit looks good

Ingredients:

1,5kg firm boiling/ waxy potatoes (I don't know the word, sorry)

Butter/Oil

100g bacon

1 Stick of leek

150g melting cheese (?), Salami flavour

200g cream

3 eggs

Salt, Pepper

Herbs of your choice

Recipe:

Peel the Potatoes, wash them and cut into 4mm thick slices. In Saltwater barely cooking (not done) and then put them in an oiled up baking form.

Cube the bacon, clean the leek and cut it into rings. Sauté in hot oil for 5 minutes while stirring. Spread over the potato slices.

Whisk 100g of the cheese, cream, eggs, salt and pepper and herbs. Spread over the Potatoes also.

Bake in preheated oven at 200-225°C for 40-45 minutes, adjust if needed.

After 25 minutes, add the rest of the cheese in small blobs.

Enjoy!

Day 69 (hehe) of posting on this hellsite

Having a blast but I am still out of people to talk to. Any discord willing to accept me just send the link, I am starving for improper human conversation

Leaving for Prague tomorrow, I definitely both over and underpacked, I can feel it

Day 76:

Oh lawd he comin'

Meatballz

So, you know how Wolverines take down big prey like Reindeer - prey that is multiple times their size?

Imagine Logan going out one day in autumn or winter, Wade does not think anything of it since it's an everyday occurrence and then Logan comes back with a decapitated reindeer over his shoulder and giving it to Wade.

No comment at all, just a bloody Logan with a dead Reindeer standing in the kitchen expecting Wade to know what to do now.

According to Logan it's 'winter stock' and Wade just has to accept that.

After getting over the confusion, he thinks it's cute that Logan is trying to provide for them, but he also doesn't know what to do with all this meat he has now.