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8 months ago

this is so real chat (the movie absolutely ate, i was constantly laughing)

ALSO THEY'RE BOTH SO CUTE??? WOLVERINE'S LITTLE GLASSES AWEEE

Wolverine Is Absolutely Not Hip With The Kids Inspired By This Post

wolverine is absolutely not hip with the kids inspired by this post


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8 months ago

This message is from Ahmed, 5 years old. Ahmed tells you that he is tired of the hard life.šŸ˜žšŸ’”

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My child wishes for the suffering to end and to raise the required amount to save him from pain and death.😭😭

This Message Is From Ahmed, 5 Years Old. Ahmed Tells You That He Is Tired Of The Hard Life.šŸ˜žšŸ’”

This is my little boy Ahmed, he is 5 years old. Ahmed suffers from hepatitis. Ahmed stayed in the hospital for a week until he received the appropriate treatment to cure himšŸ’”šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ™

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8 months ago
Obsessed With Them, Actually.

Obsessed with them, actually.

(I know that I drew Wolvie taller than he is, but by the time I realised, it was too late to fix it… sorry my short king :/)

Obsessed With Them, Actually.

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7 months ago

Things that make me lose my mind: Poolverine edition:

"Are you ready to be calm?"

"Not all of you was asleep."

Logan telling Wade that he'll never save the universe and it cuts to Wade looking like he'd been hit by a truck and the pan back to Logan instantly regretting it and getting even angrier than he was + Wade taking it all silently.

Wade using his thighs and leg to smash Logan's head into the side of the car.

Leg over Logan's shoulder as he penetrates Wade + Wade arching up and taking it like a good boy.

"I take it back, the Honda Odyssey fucks hard. Too bad you don't, needle dick." (ok, BRAT.)

"Oh we're just getting started, bub." (ok brat tamer.)

Logan smiling with Wade's blood dripping into his mouth. (freak...)

That shot of Wade bricked up in the back seat.

The entire Honda Odyssey scene alright. It's called sex when you're gay.

"You're the one that I want" Playing as they're trying to maul each other by the way.

D: "You smell something?" W: Yeah, you. A lot of you." Right before the DP variants appear. (why do you know what Wade smells like hm? that's gay.)

A song about blowjobs playing as they fight all the DP variants. "I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there???" and "I hear you call my name, and it feels like home" (gay.)

From "Did you just say you made an educated fucking wish?" to "Don't listen to him he's a liar." to "You didn't lie, you made an educated wish."

From "It's one of god's best jokes that you can't die" to breaking down the reinforced steel door to get to Wade.

Wade getting jealous when other people were ogling Logan shirtless and Logan actually listening to Wade and putting on a jacket.

"They called after me and I ignored them." To Wade calling Logan's name and taking a second before turning and going home with him.

The way Logan looks at Wade when he's being introduced to Blind Al. (I haven't seen him smile like this ever.)

Things That Make Me Lose My Mind: Poolverine Edition:

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8 months ago

Several friends and I started making jokes about that scene because that Logan looked like a pr0stitute waiting for his next client (Scott is probably his recurring client)

Then we found out that there were more people who thought that Logan looked like a pr0stitute.

this Logan variant is serving cunt. look at that stance and that mane. dude probably gives aggressive back alley blowjobs with too much teeth for petty cash or something.

This Logan Variant Is Serving Cunt. Look At That Stance And That Mane. Dude Probably Gives Aggressive

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3 weeks ago
Rewatched DP & Wolverine The Other Day And Finally Remembered To Post Thiiiiiiisss Ahahaha

rewatched DP & Wolverine the other day and finally remembered to post thiiiiiiisss ahahaha

Rewatched DP & Wolverine The Other Day And Finally Remembered To Post Thiiiiiiisss Ahahaha

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2 months ago
Me And My Sister Are Watching A Romcom For Valentine's

Me and my sister are watching a romcom for valentine's

@enegoddammit


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5 months ago

and everytime we punch i get this feeling and everytime we hit i swear i can fly. cant you feel my heart beat fast? im gonnna beat your ass. gonna end your lifeee


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2 weeks ago

I think it's really interesting that as a fandom for DP&W (specifically in fanfic) that we collectively decided that OG Wolverine is currently dead when Worst Wolvie comes to the universe when that's just.. wrong. (It's not y'all's fault the timeline makes no sense in that movie though)

Logan takes place in 2029 while DP&W is set in 2024. Paradox himself even says 'Logan's death sent ripples down the timeline' and DP definitely uses one of their iPad thingies to travel through time to get to Logan's bones.

I mean it's certainly more convienient (and would actually make more sense) that OG Logan would be dead. But I really wish there were more fics that explored other options.

Because Option A.) OG Wolverine is still alive, meets Worst Wolvie and DP and is utterly confused and borderline disgusted that his alternative self and Deadpool are fucking dating. I just think it would be hilarious to see him react to DP and Worst Wolvie's relationship. It would also be funny And angsty to see Worst Wolvie react to OG Wolvie. I think it would make him feel so much worse about what happened in his universe (This Wolverine is a hero, why couldn't he be?). I could also see a lot of jealousy happening because Wade obviously hero worships his Universe's Wolverine, and maybe Worst Wolvie thinks he's just a replacement or a substitute for the Wolverine Wade can't have but actually wants (although this is definitely not true).

Option B.) Would be having Worst Wolverine *replace* the current Wolverine. This doesn't make a lot of sense with in universe rules but here me out. OG Wolvie disappears when Worst Wolvie enters their timeline. The X-Men beg Worst Wolverine to become an X-Men, to rejoin their team since it's technically his fault they're missing their Wolverine. But Worst Wolvie would struggle so much with that, would probably refuse and want to stay with Wade. He would probably be scared to rejoin them, terrified of repeating history and not being able to protect them again. He would also feel so guilty saying no, though, because clearly this Universe's Wolverine was a hero, someone everyone looked up to and needed, and Worst Wolvie views himself as a failure, a monster. He can't live up to that AND his precense got rid of their Wolverine. It would be so angsty and just *mwah*.

I want to write some fics with these concepts but I just wanted to put this out here because I really want to hear what other's thoughts are or maybe encourage people to write some fics of their own based on this because I would love to read them! Or if anyone does have any fics where OG Wolverine isn't dead post DP&W please link me them so I can read them!


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1 month ago

Spideypoolverine Headcanons

Because I have an obsession

Also some of these might be slightly Deadpool and Wolverine (movie) specific

•Both Logan and Wade call Peter 'Petey' (or Petey-Pie sometimes in Wade's case) (Logan called Jean Jeannie in the comics so. He would def call Peter Petey)

•Peter and Wade can both safely sleep next to Logan despite his claws coming out sometimes (Wade because he can regenerate obviously and Peter because his spider sense works even in his sleep)

•Logan is slightly more successful than Wade at getting Peter to sleep/eat/rest properly. Mostly because Logan won't take no for answer and will try to wrestle the guy into taking a nap (even though Peter is stronger sometimes he just relents and lets Logan win)

•Speaking of Peter being stronger, it took Logan forever to realize this, (Post DP&W) especially since Peter pulls his punches while fighting. Logan could tell he was really fast and agile so he thought that was the main reason Spidey did so well. So the first time Spidey got buried by some rubble, Logan panics. He thinks there's no way Spidey isn't horribly injured. Probably goes a little crazy and gets a little too violent, ending whatever conflict it was before Spidey can unbury himself from the rubble. He is definitely not super clingy afterwards.

•Logan doesn't fully grasp how strong Spidey is until he like, catches a car going 60 mph or something. He does get an inkling of it though when Peter picks him up and carries him around like he weighs nothing. Wade can also pick Logan up too. He does not like that they can do this. He secretly enjoys it a lot.

•Wade and Logan are, of course, very protective of their mortal squishy boyfriend. This does mean that they jump in front of attacks that he would easily dodge with his Spider sense. Peter does not like this.

•Peter also does not like their wanton violence to each other. Especially since he's the one who usually cleans up the blood. But he really just doesn't enjoy either of them being injured. Even though he knows they will heal, it still bothers him.

•Logan and Wade fight over who gets to patch up Peter when he gets injured enough to need stitches, bandanging up, etc. both claiming they are better at it. In reality it doesn't matter which of them does it, as long as Peter doesn't do it himself, as he sucks at it.

•Logan loves that Peter and Wade are both yappers. He likes that at least one of them is probably talking, if not both of them talking rapidly together. He likes the noise even if he isn't listening, though he usually is.

•Wade is, of course, physically clingy. He's almost always touching one if not both of them. Holding their hand, his hand on their thigh, playing with their hair, pulling them to sit on his lap or sitting on their lap, etc. It becomes infectious to where the three of them are just constantly touching if they're home, probably still holding hands or in close proximity out in public.

•Peter takes many pictures of the other two, most of them candid. Pictures of Logan sleeping on the recliner like an old man, of Wade mid-laughing, of the two of them wrestling, etc.

•Wade is the money-maker, Logan cooks, and Peter keeps their place clean.

•Wade is the most classically 'romantic'. Buying flowers and gifts for the other two, planning fun dates, writing silly love notes, etc. He doesn't really care if he receives things in return, though of course he appreciates it, he just likes to give them things.

•It really bothers Peter how both of them are in chronic pain (which is borderline canon for both Wolvie and DP) and that they both struggle with mental health issues (PTSD for Logan and the voices along with other things for Wade) and tries to find ways to help them since he's smart enough to. Even if it's little things like heated blankets or specially formulated lotions, icy hot, etc. I imagine he would spend a lot of time trying to make them feel better, including trying to develop drugs that actually work with their healing factors.

I could keep going because I think about these three way too often but I'll end it here. Maybe I'll make another post later about more headcanons I have hahah.


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1 month ago
Of Course My First Art Post On Here Is A Shit Post... šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø Anyway I'm Sure Someone Did This
Of Course My First Art Post On Here Is A Shit Post... šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø Anyway I'm Sure Someone Did This
Of Course My First Art Post On Here Is A Shit Post... šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø Anyway I'm Sure Someone Did This

Of course my first art post on here is a shit post... šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø Anyway I'm sure someone did this already probably so I'm sorry. But I had to. Pls ignore the sloppy shading on Wolverine, I didn't want to spend more time on this then I already had.. Original under the read more. Oh also I have a blank one for you. If you use it for some god forsaken reason tag me so I can see it pls ^_^

Of Course My First Art Post On Here Is A Shit Post... šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø Anyway I'm Sure Someone Did This

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4 months ago
"Poolverine Yuri," I Say Into The Mic. 3 People Clap As I Exit

"Poolverine yuri," I say into the mic. 3 people clap as I exit

"Poolverine Yuri," I Say Into The Mic. 3 People Clap As I Exit

Doodle for the gfs^


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5 months ago
Pansexual Vs Homosexual Smoking
Pansexual Vs Homosexual Smoking

pansexual vs homosexual smoking


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3 weeks ago

Deadpool AU Idea I might write

in the comics, Deadpool has a daughter named Ellie Camacho. My idea, Poolvirne, but Deadpool has the daughter and Logan finds out about her because Wade was leaving and then coming back much later.

Like

Wade: *Comes home late for the 10th time*

Logan: WTF? Are you cheating on me or something?

Wade: NO-NEVER!

Logan: Why were you out so fucking late?

Wade: Okay so- IhaveadaguhterandIwantyoutoomeetherbutI'mneverous.

Logan: ...


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7 months ago

As she damn well should be.

she's a star


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8 months ago

Ok so I recently started watching x-men bc of the new deadpool and wolverine movie

And.

Ok So I Recently Started Watching X-men Bc Of The New Deadpool And Wolverine Movie
Ok So I Recently Started Watching X-men Bc Of The New Deadpool And Wolverine Movie

Why did no one tell me marvel has yet another gay duo


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7 months ago

Okay so I've seen multiple posts about how Logan wanted to save Wade bc of Love and I really appreciate it but I have to be the bad guy and at least bring another option in the ring:

Logan is completely depressed for ages, haunted by voices of his family and closest friends he "let die". He hasn't slept well in ages and is an absolute alcoholic to be able to just get through the day. He has no friends or even a single soul who is simply friendly to him.

Logan wants to die.

But Logan can't die.

So of course Wade is the person to change all that and bring light and hope into his life and he definitely did want to save him for Wades family - bc he still believes he has nothing to go back for and if Wade dies he is back where he started and he just doesn't want that. Nobody wants that.

So he has two options, since both of them believe this is the end either way:

Let Wade die alone (with the risk he may not be able to stop it, despite the fact he didn't even reach it alone but let's be honest he hammered against the door before he could even see that)

OR

Die with him - bc he wants to swap places with him / he has to be the one who dies / he'd rather tried than do nothing or run away like always /

This is his only chance.

Seriously. He's been alive for so so long. He's through so much and he knows if it goes bad he HAS to live forever and most people know that's more like a curse than a blessing. He has the chance to end all that. To choose right then and there. And he made that decision.


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1 month ago

Deadpool telling Peter about Logan like

Deadpool Telling Peter About Logan Like

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1 month ago

Deadpool: Logan, you’re like a fine wine. Logan: …Aged well? Deadpool: No, you make people violent, you smell like regret, and I have to fight the urge to chug you at 3 AM.


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1 month ago

my FAV trio yeees

My FAV Trio Yeees
My FAV Trio Yeees

also logan carrying peter HEEHEHE


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2 months ago

logan seeing a picture of wade pre-mutation

he has a weird moment of ā€œwhy tf is there a picture of that nicepool douche in my houseā€ before he Realizes

and wade is like ā€œoh great now That’s gonna be in his mind forever, what i used to look like before the ground beefing of it all, just what i fuckin neededā€ and he makes a joke (shocker) to stave off how insecure he is

ā€œi was trying to make lepers fashionable, jokes on me i guessā€

and logan just eyes the photo and says, ā€œyou look weird.ā€

wade’s Shocked. he was a fucking Looker back then, thank you very much. ā€œthere’s just no winning with you, is there?ā€ he asks.

and logan turns the photo over and over in his hands, dis-fucking-pleased, before he flicks it back from whence it came. and he looks at wade, all green-eyed disarming honesty, and says, ā€œi like my version better.ā€

and if wade didn’t Know logan, didn’t know the shine in his eye and the sincere timbre of his voice, he’d call bullshit. no one in their right mind would prefer him Now to the Him of 2016, right? nessa only put up with it because he was kinda grandfathered into that relationship and she liked his insides as well as his outsides (hey-o)

but he does know logan, and he knows that logan doesn’t mince words or sugarcoat Anything in the name of ā€œsparing feelings,ā€ so he sits there, digesting the compliment like gas station sushi — which is to say, not fucking well at all.

to make matters worse (or, well, better, he guesses) he finds a picture of Him Now and logan from nessa’s new year’s eve party magnetized to the fridge the next day.

it’s poorly lit, illuminated only by shattering fireworks overhead and a few yellow streetlights, and they’re both clearly smashed — wade’s eyes are glassy and red, logan’s cheeks are flushed, and the finer details of their faces have been smudged away thanks to shaky camerawork.

but they’re happy. wade looks happy — he’s smiling, a big, fat, candid grin, like he’d been laughing, and logan’s kissing his cheek, unashamed. he’d been wade’s first new year’s kiss in a long fucking time.

he buys a frame for that picture - a sparkly pink monstrosity from goodwill - and gives it a home on the nightstand next to their bed. and yeah, whatever, on bad days he looks at it and thinks eugh, still, because goddamn francis really did a number on him —

but most days, he’s just happy he gets to be that guy in the picture at all. the guy logan howlett stayed for. the guy logan kissed in front of dozens of people.

logan’s version.


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