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6 years ago

“Actually I’m Captain America.”

-My science teacher

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5 years ago

"I'd throw a parade to annoy mysterious goats"

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5 years ago

“I am a thot and Thor.”

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6 years ago

“That’s a pretty gender neutral way of killing someone!”

-Me, not making nearly as much sense without context

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6 years ago

“Stop breaking this pencil! Do you know how expensive this was?!”

-Somebody with a cheap pencil they probably found on the floor

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5 years ago

“From the moment this universe began it was destined to end in a duck apocalypse.”

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6 years ago

“That’s a Cavendish banana, you shithead.”

-me, to one of my closest friends

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4 years ago

"Can you overdose on starch?"

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4 years ago

"Tax fraud isn't fun anymore."

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6 years ago

“You’ve got a crazy grandma.”

-my grandma, being so right

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