“Are you sure you’re a human being? You have no belly button.”
-My aunt to my grandma
“She’s a basic bitch with a basic calculator”
-One of the wisest people I ever knew
“We thought it was a toilet chain!”
-My grandma, talking about my great grandmother’s very expensive jewelry
"Tell me what pen you use, WITCH!"
“I am a thot and Thor.”
“Why does February have, like, no days??”
-Someone I used to think was smart
“Hula Hoops are the food of the Gods!”
-Me, being right
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