“He’s Such An Overprotective Mother Hen Sometimes.”

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6 years ago

“Nothing is ever romantic if one person involved is dead!”

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“Hula Hoops are the food of the Gods!”

-Me, being right

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"Is that an actual certified citrus fact? Hey that's my band name."

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6 years ago

“Chicken groin.”

-My grandma, meaning chicken thigh

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4 years ago

"We need more queer pyromaniacs around here!"

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4 years ago

"Miss, can you inject insulin into a random person?"

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"I'm not gonna finish that sentence for legal reasons."

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"Thank you for defending my honour, I'm the Loch Ness Monster."

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6 years ago

“Elizabeth, what’s your name?”

-my mother

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6 years ago

“Why does February have, like, no days??”

-Someone I used to think was smart

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“He’s Such An Overprotective Mother Hen Sometimes.”

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