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I like to think that they don’t know how to play like any of these games
James: Would you rather kiss filch or compliment snape? Sirius: Honestly…I’d rather kiss moony Remus: *blushes* James: Pads that wasnt even the- Sirius: YOU DOUBLE DOG DARE ME TO? James: NO- I JUST SAID- Sirius: OML JAMESSS James: I- Sirius: *starts making our with remus* James flipping over the monopoly set: FUCK GAME NIGHT
therapy is not enough i need james potter to hug me
I'd like to remind everyone that seeing such a radical push towards the right and towards facism is a sign of fear. 60% of the US wants abortion rights, many Russians don't want war with Ukraine, I'd like to think all people in the UK want to be able to critique their government. We have the numbers on our side and the next generation is much more progressive and the people in power know this but they're hoping we tear each other apart before we see this. We're going in the right direction, the government just doesn't reflect this and if anything is trying to combat it.
*the camera looks over to Sirius (who can also speak French) trying and almost failing to to laugh*
Regulus calling James an idiot in french and James swooning over him because he thought Regulus called him something cute.
James from the other room: yes Reggie?
Remus: Do you and James have pet names you call each other?
Regulus: No
Remus: Okay what is that granulated white stuff you put in a cake
Regulus: Salt
Remus:
*Flash forward to Peter trying to explain it to the rest of the team*
Villain: *webbed up and hanging upside down* Come on man, let me down! Have a heart!
Peter: I do have a heart! I can't remember where I put it... but I do have one!
Villain: *genuinely scared and disgusted because spider-man can take out his organs and live without a heart*
1 week later
Daily Bugule News: Speculations have started that Spider-man is a robot, or he is an inhuman who can remove his organs and must recharge his heart every week!
Avengers: *watching TV* *Whispering* what the fuck?
Steve: *quietly* language
*concerned lily noises*
Remus: GO TO HELL Sirius: HEY SMARTASS I CANT GO HOME YET— SUMMER ISNT FOR ANOTHER THREE WEEKS Remus: I- James: babe— Regulus: he’s not wrong—
James:(after the kiss) like you wouldn’t have done the same with Remus
James: Truth or Dare? Regulus: Truth James: I dare you to kiss me Regulus already leaning in: Well i didn’t come here to lose Sirius: he didn’t even say dare—
I will never forgive the marauders for dying tbh. Like no.
Y'all are pro life until that life isn't cishet. Then it's "God hates h0m0s" and "You're just confused"
You're pro life until that life gets shot up in a school (or a church, a park, a nightclub...). Then it's "Well, what a tragedy...but my desire to own an AR-15 that I use recreationally maybe once a year matters more than your life."
You're pro life until that life is disabled or neurodivergent. Then it's "Nobody should get special treatment" or "We don't have time for r*t*rded kids."
You're pro life until that life is an AFAB person's. Then it's "you should have kept your legs closed," "boys will be boys," "it's your fault that this happened, you should have covered up."
You're pro life until that life is brought into the world. Then it's "good luck in the foster care system," "try to make it as best you can in the streets or in an abusive household," and "it's your fault that your parents hate you, they never wanted you to be born"
You're pro life until life makes you uncomfortable. You're pro life until it inconveniences you. You're pro life until that life becomes an independent one that you can't control or use as leverage for your sick, bigoted regimes.
These three really do dress like the average gay and/or trans friendgroup
Ron could also be James or Sirius in this.
Hermione could be Regulus or Remus.
Just saying
Ron: *nudges Hermione awake at 3am* do you like me?
Hermione: Ron, I married you.
Ron: But did you marry me as like a friend or—
Hermione: *throws pillow at Ron’s face*
the marauders fandom be like:
You mean others aren’t immune to “sexual attractiveness” what ever that is?
EVERYONE WE ARE SANDWICH!
Ok, so we’re not plants we are all dragons with magical powers, and like cake. I think the only things forgotten were world domination and that we also like garlic bread.
You can’t tell me Harry didn’t inherit that from Reg
I feel Regulus was a Quidditch Seeker protege and people would constantly pelt things at him just to watch the way he’d almost subconsciously snatch it out of the air.
Like sitting in class, during an exam, Barty will punt a bottle of ink at Regulus and, without looking up, he will put his arm up and pull it out of the air like its nothing.
James kept a Snitch in his pocket to “keep Reg on his toes” and throw it at him but secretly he was just super fascinated by Reg’s talent and found it endearing
(this is definitely not inspired by those scenes in chap 26 with the snitch in turned tides;)
The Cheshire Cat is a stage of life
regulus: i will never hit my kids. but i might occasionally flip them off when they aren't looking
Like and he won’t haunt your dreams
