Therapist: How does this make you feel
Me: everything at once and yet nothing
I mean it isn’t wrong, I want frogs
Wait so does Apollo sit at the apollo table or the Zeus table
the onion going hard in its landing page layout again...
i felt this in my soul:
POSTING THIS AGAIN!!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!
a dark day... the onion went off
every damn day
just thought I'd share this here too, please stay safe you guys </3
here's the link to the tweet, there's more information about this in the replies, please read them <3
edit: DO NOT USE DUCKDUCKGO, IT SHARES UR INFO !!
Yes, I've posted this before. It is super-relevant now.
If you are able to become pregnant, YOU HAVE NO SAY over what happens if you do. You have no right to make your own decisions about your own life and your own body.
YOU HAVE LESS BODILY AUTONOMY THAN A CORPSE.
Think about that.
Samuel l. Jackson @ Supreme Court justices rn:
“how to read more” “how to read faster” “how to read daily” STOP STOP stop STOP this is not a competition. read slowly, read when you’re in the right state of mind, really savour it, read for pleasure, read for yourself. don’t read for performance, stats or to compare yourself to others
Yeah like that… 👆🏻
*20 minutes later after peter explains the game*
lily: that makes so much more sense
lily: where’s james, remus, and sirius?
peter: they’re playing hide and seek
lily: where?
peter: i don’t think you get how this game works
*Time skip to later that night with everyone but James*
Remus: I call the record player
Sirius: aww I was going to call that!
sirius: what happens when you die?
james: idk, you go to heaven?
sirius: no i mean do i get your stuff?
*2 hours later*
[crisis counselor running from the room screaming and crying]
mcgonagall: I think that went well
mcgonagall: you scored a 25/27 on your mental health questionnaire
remus: so that means i’m good at mental health right?
[crisis counselor enters room]
remus: ah fuck
Here’s an Idea: Ron, Harry, Hermione, and Neville are just James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter respectfully. (This is ignoring Peter betraying all of them and Sirius going to Azkaban)
Ron is James: both grew up in loving house holds with both parents.
Harry is Sirius: neither grew up in a good situation but ended up in one with friends, they both also ran away at some point.
Hermione is Remus: both where social outcasts for most of there lives and would have preferred a book over people for most of that time.
Neville is Peter: both started of cowardly and timid and grew a sense of belonging and confidence over time.
If you want to know what it’s like being trans just imagine yourself exactly as you are but everyone else sees you as someone else and if you correct them they may kill you.
James: *spits out drink*
Remus: ohhh fuck you-
Sirius: you would like that wouldn’t you
I’m not really in the Percy Jackson fandom, but you can’t tell me that Persephone didn’t treat all of Hades’s kids like they were her own. Don’t get me wrong Hades was in so much trouble but she did not take that out on the kids those kids had nothing to do with it she treated them like they were her own.
Remus: *looks at Sirius* I know what I said
Remus: Fuck the rich
James: *staring at Regulus* If you insist
Gender be like
If Moon Knight gets a second season, imagine they adapt this panel but with Oscar Isaac switching between his three accents:
Fandoms in a nut shell
respectfully, fuck canon <3
This is me about any fandom I’m in
“I’m gonna be normal about consuming this piece of media”
*narrator voice* she was, in fact, not normal about consuming this piece of media