James from the other room: yes Reggie?
Remus: Do you and James have pet names you call each other?
Regulus: No
Remus: Okay what is that granulated white stuff you put in a cake
Regulus: Salt
Remus:
I mean it isn’t wrong, I want frogs
:3
when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?
What if all the Willy Wonka’s are the same Willy Wonka the only difference is they were raised by different parents.
[ID: a tweet from user @NailsNCrowns (miguel gomez stan account.) that reads “someone put together a google doc of 150 gynecologists that will tie your tubes without asking if you have kids, your marital status and no matter your age. It’s sorted by alphabetical order by state.” They include the link. Below is another tweet that reads “if your city isn’t on the list, please check back in a few hours because the list is updated hourly.” /end ID]
Here is the link to the Google doc.
James: do you ever want to talk about yourself? Remus: Nah Sirius: I do James: I know Sirius Sirius: I’m beautiful James: I know Sirius
Ok, so we’re not plants we are all dragons with magical powers, and like cake. I think the only things forgotten were world domination and that we also like garlic bread.