LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND

I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

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Finally did it guys! BL Drama recommendations flowchart catered to me. Me only. ME people who might have the same taste as me. Enjoy

Feanor being handed a baby or toddler whenever he starts to rant bc it’s the One Thing guaranteed to stop him shouting.

Finwë discovered this quite by accident when Feanor was first presented with his baby sister because as soon as she was pressed into his arms he stopped complaining and started cooing.

Fingolfin going around armed with a baby (his own children, his brothers’ children, and grandchildren) whenever he knows he might say something that will upset Feanor. (Such as ‘hello’)

Feanor getting ready to swear the Oath and having Baby Idril (or Toddler Tyelpe) instantly pressed into his arms. The Oath doesn’t happen, the baby is comforted from the Dark and Scary Noises. It’s a win win situation.

If your husband actually signs the divorce papers you gave him you might just need to start an apocalypse about it…

Divorce Era Jayvik, my beloved, my dearest…

Happy Boobs in his Mouth Sunday.

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Avavav always has the most interesting concepts

"If you were actually in that much pain you'd be screaming in agony" well, the thing is, screaming takes energy and so does being in pain, and I also have other shit to do, you know. I think people only have the context of pain as being an acute concept, like stubbing your toe...something that comes and then gets better. You kinda get used to chronic pain, but it never stops hurting. You just learn to exist with it, because you don't have another choice

Everything Halbrand says and does is like 100% funnier now.

“The master I apprenticed to used to speak of the wonders of your craft.”

His master, you know…Aulë

“I’m sorry, about your brother.”

The part where I killed him, specifically.

“YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE’S DONE.”

That being ‘destroyed my much cooler looking form before this one I’m gonna be mad about it for at LEAST a century!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’

“I found it on a dead man.”

Whom I killed during the War of Wrath, but hey water under the bridge amirite?

“Where I came from, precious metals were scarce as hen’s teeth.”

Because we had to make them. From scratch, atom by atom. While getting judged by Aulë man let me tell you that guy could be a real–

I went to a library book sale this weekend and I found a very old book called “Electronic Life: How to Think About Computers,” which was published in I think 1975? I’ve been reading it kind of like how I would read a historical document, and it’s lowkey fascinating