The Fact That They Use The Bane Meme Within The DC Universe Is So Funny. It’s Meta In A Way That You

Just a silly lil stupid idea I wanted to share after Ithica saga because lord knows we need it after that

But just imagine after he gets home, Odysseus & Telemachus are playing on the beach & Telemachus decides to run into the water. Ody chases after him, but when he gets to the water’s edge it quickly recedes around him to the point where it’s obvious it’s avoiding him. & to be funny, Telemachus jokes “I think Poseidon’s afraid of you, father”

& without missing a beat, he goes “he doesn’t have to be. I’m home now” & now Telemachus is like 👀👀👀 cause what the hell is THAT supposed to mean

Odysseus just smirks & cups his hands around his mouth & yells something like “I promise I won’t stab you again!” What? He can show off & brag to his son

& then a huge wave crashes straight into Ody & knocks him flat on his ass

First clip: I am majestic, chonky, free, and happy

Second clip: Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ RELEASE ME Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ

the transition im crying

*GASP* JELLY TARTS ARE REAL?!

Te ciasteczka ze Smoczego Księcia zawsze kojarzyły mi się z hamantashami.

I love when drawings of Batman are just a vague void with pointy ears and maybe eyes. It gives him a catlike, “the void wants snackies” vibe <3

Yknow how lions will sometimes pretend that their cubs' biting hurts and stuff as a form of encouragement

Imagine that but like

Robin!Dick: *bap*

Bruce: *dramatically throws himself into a shelf*

I love Disney Princess Superman and Bat-Romeo visiting his balcony

happy wip wednesday!! here's another dc wip/doodle dump :D

Sad Alfred nooooo

I imagine alfred combed all the robins' hair in the middle section since they were kids (and they're still doing it) only damian's the only one who's been able to escape this fate

Ooooooooh my gosh

Bruce, visibly overwhelmed by Emotions as he watches a ten-year-old Dick goofing around in the batcave: Alfred. Alfred I think I'd die if something happened to him

Alfred: *carefully doesn't say that he thought the same thing when Martha and Thomas placed a newborn Bruce in his arms for the first time because he knows that'll completely destroy the little emotional bandwidth Bruce has*

I laughed so hard I had to explain it to my Grandpa

Now tell me he wouldn't do that

Omg I didn’t see the ending coming and I love it

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

Absolutely NOT getting cursed today, thank you very much

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”