*GASP* JELLY TARTS ARE REAL?!
Te ciasteczka ze Smoczego Księcia zawsze kojarzyły mi się z hamantashami.
Omg I didn’t see the ending coming and I love it
Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?
Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.
Goon: Huh.
***
Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?
Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...
Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.
***
Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...
Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?
Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.
Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.
***
And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.
Omg I love this
Sleeping Beauty Genderbend by: http://dorodraws.tumblr.com/
Omg this is all so gorgeous and hilarious
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
Ok I was already planning to cosplay Luce but THIS? This I absolutely have to do
Cleric Luce
Without Tabard
Hmm yes, very scientific
in dracula there is a cowboy and the female lead lives. in nosferatu there is no cowboy and the female lead dies. ergo, the existence of a cowboy is highly important for the survival of the female lead in a gothic vampire story.
Don’t tell me you’re not the same person You’re always my husband And I’ve been waiting, waiting
This is beautiful and I need a fic of this
i'm thinking about jason vs white streak and a helmet that doesn't cover his entire face, and the absolute missed comedy of the entirety of crime alley thinking that they are getting beaten up by a very old man.
Average crime alley guy: yeah and then he stopped wearing the full face cover and his hair is like white underneath it's so weird--
other guy: wait. like. white? Like. LIke old person white?
Average crime alley guy: oh my god. oh my goooood. he uses a voice modulator to hide that he's approximately 98 years old. mr hood sir do you need help crossing the street?
Jason, 19: ?????????????
jason then realizes the convenience of being able to take off the mask and no one realize it's him because they're looking for someone older than alfred and just goes along with it and tells increasingly made up stories about being young in the 40s while shooting peoples kneecaps out.
As a Texan I would like to say that you absolutely nailed it
miku worldwide usa edition (click to fully appreciate)
(go follow the cool artists under the cut)
current map: here
washington: @mochasucculent
oregon: @the-jelliphish
california: @camiliar
arizona: @apelgif
nevada: kikiCPU
utah: @ace-o-hearts
montana: @just-luxx
idaho: @roxyrot
wyoming: @saintlethanavir
colorado: @yaelartworks
new mexico: @eldritch-ace
north dakota: @schwoopsiedoodles
south dakota: beebeerock
nebraska: @glassofoj-twitter
kansas: @petziez
oklahoma: @razzafrazzle
texas: @princepsed
minnesota: @pastabaguette
iowa: @rumpledcrow
missouri: @inkyharpy
arkansas: @basement-buddy
louisiana: @circusclownproductions
wisconsin: @plush0fairy
illinois: @shrimpimage
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tennessee: @thebiscuiteternal
mississippi: @juneyybee
alabama: @burnt-scone
michigan: @chorne-the-firstborn
idiana: @meowjuniper
ohio: @teethflavoured
west virginia: @littleivyart
virginia: @splemonocracy
georgia: @alyossan
florida: kierscribbles
south carolina: @ash-animates
north carolina: @pinkcultgirl
maryland: @f4ceache
pennsylvania: @sukifoof-art
new york: @doodoobirds
new jersey: @porcelain-rob0t
delaware: easybriizydraws
rhode island: @crazywolf828
conneticut: @koreyeet
vermont: @maggotwithanf
massechusettes: @wishpetal
new hampshire: @ohnoshiv
maine: @limesade
alaska: @owldart
hawaii: @theexistingbox