I Laughed So Hard I Had To Explain It To My Grandpa

My goodness, this is beautiful

I think more people need to play around with Damian's speech. Don't get me wrong, I love the antiquated Victorian child style of speech, but also he's a teenager that swears plenty in the comics. We really need more scenes like:

Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.

Bruce: What, why?!

Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.

Bruce: *is completely speechless*

Damian: That is all I needed to tell you. If you will excuse me, I have homework to complete before dinner and patrol.

First clip: I am majestic, chonky, free, and happy

Second clip: Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ RELEASE ME Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ

the transition im crying

The GOONION

Jason's henchmen pranking him: The goons have formed a union sir

Jason: a WHAT

Henchmen: A union

Jason: why??

Henchmen:

Henchmen: i think they're still figuring that part out

Omg YES

What if I said teen titans go was just comics Damian made to make fun of dick and the titans? What then?

Omg I love this

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The fact that they use the Bane meme within the DC universe is so funny. It’s meta in a way that you question it, but then you realize that Gothamites totally would

Part 17 masterpost

As all dads must

World’s Greatest Detective fails to correctly identify his children 😭

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