Every time I open my inbox I see that ask where an anon tried to call me the f slur but misspelt it horribly and I laugh every time. I don’t have the heart to delete it
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
Your allah hat is very pretty
Thank you lol. It’s actually called a hijab.
call me a guy who just caught a fish that's too small and abides by the local fishing regulations on minimum size limit
their fingers will always be in my heart RIP
Queer eye but instead of 5 gay men showing up and fixing your life, 3 gay men show up and become your dads and also sing abba songs
fanart for toby foxs fanfiction
A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, “You’re under arrest,” and I was like,, “No, I’m not, watch this,” and then I woke up.