Call Me A Guy Who Just Caught A Fish That's Too Small And Abides By The Local Fishing Regulations On

Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

I think... this is inherently homoerotic

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

he was actually right about this btw

The Sorrowful Truth

being meguca is suffering kermit-san

Want to see the worst keyboard I've made? No?

Too bad!

Here's the Hair Keyboard. I built this in 2020. It's basically just a relatively standard QWERTY membrane-dome keyboard, but it's got a very unique look, thanks to a lot of time spent with glue and fake fur from a hobby store. It took a LONG time to comb this thing into usability, and I cannot describe how it feels to type on.

An overall picture:

Some horrible pre-combing shots:

Bad Hair (Keyboard) day:

Fun fact: Posting this is causing my music to skip. I think my computer can't handle even the image of the Hair Keyboard.

Are you gonna eat that ---> (nothing left on the plate but crums) (you look backl and im ant)

Jesus Christ, Toby.