A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, “You’re under arrest,” and I was like,, “No, I’m not, watch this,” and then I woke up.
Actually your society is the freaks for shooting everything that moves and burning half your "nature reserves" every year so that upperclass dandies can eat leaded pheasant. North Americans are the well adjusted ones here, your country has become a desolate suburban lawn in island form
mr gorbachev STOOOOP LMAO no seriously STOP IIIITTTT
okay there’s this artwork i’ve been looking for and i forgot the title but it depicts a bunch of narcos/cartel members with the virgen de guadalupe except she’s an anime girl. did i make this up in my mind palace i feel like i’m going crazy
thinking about how funny the original concept of the sigma male was. ‘’Yeah, there’s another secret class of men even cooler than alphas. They’re cool because they don’t date girls and don’t have charisma or leadership qualities. That’s what I am”