Their Fingers Will Always Be In My Heart RIP

They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.

Me after Collins wife asks me where he is after I made him jump off the balcony to his death

Today I had to return an Amazon package at a Whole Foods, and at the krustomer service kounter there was a sign that said ‘free sample’ and a whole Oreo on a ripped piece of paper towel. So while the lady manning the counter was talking to someone else I ate it. And then she took my package and scanned my little code, and said I was good to go. But when I was walking away still chewing I heard her go ‘where’s my cookie?’ So I just walked away faster

It's so funny to me that neuroscientists just pretend to know about the brain. apparently you can take an entire chunk out of the language area and it just works around that. Made up medical field.

A companion piece to this 💖

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bought this absolutely amazing button i found in an anime pin box at the mall

So my brother went as Tintin for Halloween!

aaaaand later that night he texted me pictures of him making Snowy do a kegstand.