Other People When They're Sick: Ugh, This Sucks, I Hate This. I Wouldn't Wish This Upon Anyone.

A'ight, not to be weird or anything but I would totally let Embo throat fuck me. Like, holy damn he's hot asf. Probably packin, too.

gorosaurusrex requested: Embo + Orange

My brother said he was going to a country club pool with his gf (her family is part of said club) and he came into my room to tell me. Then he told me he asked her if I could come along (I didn't ask him if I could go, mind you). Anyway, anyone know what's wrong with this picture? It's not that I don't want to go but if someone invites him somewhere, I don't think it's his place to decide whether or not he can bring a guest. Or at least I feel like he shouldn't really have asked if I could come. If she was okay with me being there, she would have invited me.

Btw, I'm pretty sure she said I couldn't come which I'm not exactly upset about because I was boutta watch Naruto (Latts ain't lesbian, btw) and I can't really do that in a pool.

Please see this. Feel free to copy some of these down.

The past hurts. You can either run from it, or learn from it.

He who fears that he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

Why should I apologize for who I am? No one ever apologized for making me this way.

Find worth in yourself before finding it in others.

Why do we close our eyes when we cry, kiss, pray, or dream? Because the most beautiful things in life are not seen, but felt by the heart.

Do not speak badly of yourself, for the warrior within will hear those words and be lessened by them.

Your words cut deep, deeper than any blade.

It takes strength to fight, but it takes a man to cry when the battle is over.

A sword wields no strength unless the hands that hold it have courage.

The most painful thing isn't a cut or a broken bone, the most painful thing is having the people you make memories with slowly become memories.

A man doesn't cry because he is weak, he cried because he has been strong for far too long.

Win in silence. Remember, a lion does not roar after a kill.

Be strong, for when life gets you down, the weak say "why me" but the strong say "try me".

The difference between a master and a novice is the master has failed more times than the novice has tried.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some appear to be wise until you hear them speak.

Be patient. Even the sun needs time to shine at it's brightest.

Stress doesn't solve the problems of tomorrow, it only takes away the peace of today away.

It matters not what you were born as, it matters what you grow to be.

You will not be punished for your anger, you'll only be punished by your anger.

It is not bad to hit rock bottom, because the only way left to go is up.

If a wise man does not like the life he has, he creates the life he wants.

Slow down, life is to be savored.

Life is not measured by how many breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.

The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.

It's not the years in your life, it's the life in your years.

The saddest thing is not someone changing, it's remembering who they used to be.

Don't cry that you are getting old, feel glad that you are not old yet.

A girl breaking your heart is like her throwing a rock into the ocean, she never knows how deep it goes.

Loving someone is like giving that person a loaded gun aimed at your heart and trusting them not to pull the trigger.

Blood writes a better story than the darkest ink.

It's better to have regret than to never have tried at all.

No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it.

If you can't fly, then run. If you can't run, then walk. If you can't walk, then crawl. But by all means, keep moving forward.

Your training isn't over when your body gives up, it's over when your mind gives up.

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Blood makes you related, but loyalty....that is what makes you family.

He who waits patiently receives the biggest prize.

You cannot save a life, you can only delay death.

Every warrior eventually comes to realize that pain is inevitable but suffering is optional.

You never lose friends, you only learn who the real ones are.

I may have no honor, but you are a slave to it.

It's always "what's the dog doing", never "how's the dog doing".

Good memories are easy to identify because they are the one you remember so well.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it's called the present.

A world without pain is a world without love.

Don't cry because it ended, smile because it happened.

Love doesn't come from loving the perfect person, it comes by learning to love the imperfect person.

Love ends when the relationship ends, but true love lasts forever.

It is better to live a short life full of doing what you love, rather than a long life spent in a miserable way.

Life is hard but there is no easy way to escape your problems.

Don't cry because they are gone, be happy that they were here to make memories with.

Possibly unpopular opinion:

We need more Mark Twain in Bungo Stray Dogs. Like, I know he was just sort of a background villain for season 2, but he's so damn hot, and he needs more screen time.

I want need more of him ❤️❤️❤️

I don't know if it's just me but imo, Dazai and Chuuya from BSD have feminine-looking builds. And no, I don't mean that as an insult or a bad thing.

January 10th,

Happy birthday to Kouyou Ozaki of the Port Mafia.

Question of the day. Y'all gotta listen up real good.

So you're driving down the road on your roof in your bedroom on July 32nd at around 9:30 pm in the morning on Christmas eve and your favorite color is doorknob but you forgot your car keys because your ankles grew ears and your pet snake broke its legs. If the square root of 69 is purple and you got frostbite cuz the moon was too hot, how many numbers of the alphabet is triangle? True or false?

Put your answers in the asks.

Sensitive gen z snowflakes (especially ones on TikTok) get on my damn nerves sometimes all the fuggin time. My favorite TikTokker is a small account called Snakebeast69. He tells it like it is, like how soft people can be, things people aren't ready to hear, words losing their meaning nowadays, etc. But there are always those snowflakes who get offended over literally everything. I'm serious, they literally have to be joking at this point.

They throw baseless accusations out there, calling him racist, sexist, homophobic, and transphobic. Here's the best part, when Snakebeast or any of his fans (myself included) ask them for proof that he is any of those things, those sensitive bruhs get real silent. I've gotten into a few arguments with little sensitive assholes on his page yesterday and today. Whenever is ask them for proof, they stop responding.

I went back and forth with this one fucker who (obviously) was getting pressed at Snakebeast's video and at the comments agreeing with the video. I myself left a comment agreeing with the video. Lil boi called me a "diq rider". Literally spelled it "diq". I'm betting he was afraid his mommy was gonna get mad at him for spelling "dick".

Anyway, back on track. Yeah, this is just a little PSA for y'all: You can't call someone a bigot just because you don't like them. When you accuse anyone of anything, sorry but you need to show proof. Someone isn't a racist just because you say they are. Oh yeah, that brings me to another argument I got into in the comments on one of his videos.

Here's how the conversation played out.

Me: "You're racist" Their proof: Trust me bro, he just is.

Snowflake: He is.

Me: What evidence do you have that he is? Like, I've scrolled through all of his accounts. Never found one racist thing he said or did.

Snowflake: Because I said he is that's why.

Me: Real talk, ur joking right?

Snowflake: No I'm not joking.

Me: You're serious? Sorry but if he's never said or done anything racist, then he's not racist. He ain't racist just cuz you don't like him.

So far at the time I'm writing this (14 hours after the argument), the person hasn't responded.

Oh, and if you don't believe me (because their logic makes the argument sound ridiculous) I have screenshots. If you see this and you want proof, I got it.

Side note, I haven't watched the new Obi-Wan series yet. Is it good?

December 25th,

Happy birthday to Levi Ackerman of the Scout Regiment.

Just want to make something clear, when I say something like "Dazai is the best character" or "Dazai is my favorite character", what I secretly mean is "Damn, that man is so fine I want him to ravage me".