Question Of The Day. Y'all Gotta Listen Up Real Good.

Ladies and gentlemen, what are the 5 main types of clowns?

1. Circus clowns

2. Birthday clowns

3. Horror clowns

4. Politicians

5. Mainstream media hosts

This is to all them straight/bi ladies out there.

So were all aware of that "guys are oblivious to girls' hints" stereotype, right? Well, this is true in a lot of cases so here's a reminder that the phrase "I'm cold" is a terrible hint, especially nowadays. Btw, I got this from an actual reddit comment.

Me after finishing ep 3 of Yuri!!! On Ice: Is Victor gay? Eh, maybe he's just really flamboyant.

Me after finishing ep 7: Omigosh Victor's gay and I love it. I love him.

Aight I just gotta rant about something that pisses me off. Now if you've seen previous rants of mine, I know what you're thinking: "Omfg, another rant on this topic. Well, time to drop the hate bomb".

No, no, no, no, no. I'm not ranting about my usual rant topic (and I doubt I'll rant about it ever again). So I'm sure many of you reading this have that one friend that sends you videos all the time and messages you random shit all the time. Yeah, I have one of those. Now don't get me wrong, she's really nice and I'm glad we're friends. However, it can get annoying when we're messaging.

She texts me about the most random shit that I'm sure 95% of us ('us' referring to myself and you guys) would not care one bit about. She'll send me shit like "Look at my dog laying on my bed. He's so cute," and I'll be thinking to myself, "Cool, cool....am I supposed to be giving a fuck, tho?" Of course um not actually gonna say that because I want to be nice but damn can it be difficult sometimes.

The thing that bugs me the most is that sometimes she'll message me about a show she's watching (usually Criminal Minds), expecting me to be interested, which I'm not most of the time, but you know, if you wanna talk about a show you like, that's cool. And you know, I don't wanna be rude or sound curt so I try to give a good response (which always ends up becoming a huge conversion about said show) so as to at least seem like I care. But the part that bugs me so much is that whenever I talk about a show/movie I like, I just get "Oh, cool". I shit you not, I was just talking with her and I started the conversation by asking if she's ever seen A Silent Voice, or Koe no katachi as it is in Japanese (fuckin amazing movie, btw, I highly recommend it), and she responds with "No" so I go on to tell her what it is and how it is a very well-liked movie. And even though every time she mentions a show I respond with at least a somewhat interested response, all I get in return is "Oh, cool". Like, if you want me to at least seem interested in your shit, can you at least pretend to be interested in mine?

Tell me if any of you have that friend.

P.S.- I HIGHLY recommend A Silent Voice. It isn't one of those action-packed anime movies but it just has such a good story. That's just my opinion, tho, but it is a popular opinion because it got 95% rotten tomatoes and 97% liked it.

My relationship with school in a nutshell

Not sure if this makes me weird but I just got the sudden urge to watch documentaries of Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer. If you don't know who they are (you probably do, tho), they are infamous, gruesome (pretty obvious) American serial killers.

Bundy raped and murdered over 30 women. He blamed his hardcore porn for fueling his flames. He was attractive and manipulative and used that to his advantage.

Story time: A woman was headed back to her car one night when Bundy approached her. He told her that he was with the police and that someone had attempted to break into her car (I think it was) and convinced her to get in his car and go down to the police station with him. Obviously he drove right the fuck past the police station and began driving her outside of town. He stopped the car to kill her and when he tried to handcuff her, she struggled and he accidentally handcuffed himself and she managed to escape.

Fun fact: Bundy was a law student and actually worked at a suicide prevention hotline at one point.

Dahmer killed and violated the bodies of 17 men and boys and then ate many of them. He had a fascination of letting dismembered body parts dissolve in acid.

Story time: Dahmer had noticed a jogger that ran by his house most days of the week. He found the man attractive so he hid in the bushes and watched the guy run by. Eventually decided he wanted to kill the man but the day he decided he would strike, the man wasn't going out for a jog.

Fun fact: Dahmer tried to create living zombies by injecting acid into the brains of some of his victims.

Is it just me or does Tomura Shigaraki just seem like he'd be a sub?

Kid Zack is sooo cute 😍

So this takes place when my brother and his current gf were still in the talking stage (that stage where they're not quite bf/gf but they're messaging over snapchat which will definitely lead to that). Anyway, she's into anime, which in my opinion is a good thing. I asked my brother if she watched Bungo Stray Dogs (my favorite anime) so he asked her and she said she watches it. Then I told him to ask if she thinks Dazai is hot (because in my opinion he's the hottest anime character) so he asked and he said that she said not really, he's kinda weird and my immediate response was "Yo I know you didn't just say that about Dazai, I just know you didn't. Say sike right now. That man is sexy as fuck and I'm not gonna have you say that about him." Really tho, he hot as fuck. He is the best character, or at least one of the best characters depending on who your favorite character is, in that whole show.

I'll be damned if you gonna sit there and say his sexy ass is weird. If anything, he's a good weird. The kind of weird that's more funny than weird.

A'ight I'm bored so I'm gonna tell you some things that make me enraged

Razzi headcanonners: First off, FUCK YOU. If you still think Razzi is gay, I respectfully disrespectfully hate you to hell and back. Absolutely cannot stand you. Not that you'd want to be in the first place, but we cannot in any conceivable reality be friends. And I'm glad you probably wouldn't want to because then I don't have to go through the trouble of telling you to fuck off. Now I am NOT (in this post) saying I want you dead. What I am saying is that if you were about to be lit up with bullets and only I could save you, I wouldn't. Would not 😐. Eat shit. Morons.

Problem is, I try so hard to love every group of people. EVERY. Every race, every religion, every sexuality (yeah, despite what you might think, I'm not homophobic), every gender, etc. It's you Razzi gay headcanonners that make it im-fucking-possible for me to love every group of people.

She's not lesbian, get used to it, and if you can't accept it, fuck the hell off. I've got enough toxicity on my page and I don't need your bullshit fucking headcanon to stir the pot even more. And yes, by "toxicity" I am referring to the constant posts expressing my hellish hatred towards the shitheads for whom this post is dedicated.