A'ight, Not To Be Weird Or Anything But I Would Totally Let Embo Throat Fuck Me. Like, Holy Damn He's

December 25th,

Happy birthday to Misa Amane.

I'm bored right now so if any of you want to send me asks, go ahead. Maybe about anime or really anything. Preferably not about Star Wars, tho.

Do any of y'all have those words that you just love to say? Like, you can't get them out of your head?

For me, it's:

вкусно (vkusno) which is Russian for "yummy"

Dankeschön which is German for "thank you"

Très bien which is French for "very good"

Really the only reason I like that last one is because it's the catchphrase of the magician from The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. At least, it's his catchphrase in the dubbed version.

December 28th,

Happy birthday to Hawks.

-- POV: I just pissed off the Port Mafia --

*Door to my house breaks down and in walks Chuuya ATTEMPTING to look threatening*

Chuuya: I'm gonna kick your ass.

Me *laying on the floor and arching my back seductively*: Oh Chu Chu, baby, you can do whatever you want with my ass 😘

December 27th,

Happy birthday to Ochako Uraraka of class 1-A at UA High.

Reblog if you're a person who can find something to complain about for pretty much anything.

Please see this. Feel free to copy some of these down.

The past hurts. You can either run from it, or learn from it.

He who fears that he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

Why should I apologize for who I am? No one ever apologized for making me this way.

Find worth in yourself before finding it in others.

Why do we close our eyes when we cry, kiss, pray, or dream? Because the most beautiful things in life are not seen, but felt by the heart.

Do not speak badly of yourself, for the warrior within will hear those words and be lessened by them.

Your words cut deep, deeper than any blade.

It takes strength to fight, but it takes a man to cry when the battle is over.

A sword wields no strength unless the hands that hold it have courage.

The most painful thing isn't a cut or a broken bone, the most painful thing is having the people you make memories with slowly become memories.

A man doesn't cry because he is weak, he cried because he has been strong for far too long.

Win in silence. Remember, a lion does not roar after a kill.

Be strong, for when life gets you down, the weak say "why me" but the strong say "try me".

The difference between a master and a novice is the master has failed more times than the novice has tried.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some appear to be wise until you hear them speak.

Be patient. Even the sun needs time to shine at it's brightest.

Stress doesn't solve the problems of tomorrow, it only takes away the peace of today away.

It matters not what you were born as, it matters what you grow to be.

You will not be punished for your anger, you'll only be punished by your anger.

It is not bad to hit rock bottom, because the only way left to go is up.

If a wise man does not like the life he has, he creates the life he wants.

Slow down, life is to be savored.

Life is not measured by how many breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.

The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.

It's not the years in your life, it's the life in your years.

The saddest thing is not someone changing, it's remembering who they used to be.

Don't cry that you are getting old, feel glad that you are not old yet.

A girl breaking your heart is like her throwing a rock into the ocean, she never knows how deep it goes.

Loving someone is like giving that person a loaded gun aimed at your heart and trusting them not to pull the trigger.

Blood writes a better story than the darkest ink.

It's better to have regret than to never have tried at all.

No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it.

If you can't fly, then run. If you can't run, then walk. If you can't walk, then crawl. But by all means, keep moving forward.

Your training isn't over when your body gives up, it's over when your mind gives up.

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Blood makes you related, but loyalty....that is what makes you family.

He who waits patiently receives the biggest prize.

You cannot save a life, you can only delay death.

Every warrior eventually comes to realize that pain is inevitable but suffering is optional.

You never lose friends, you only learn who the real ones are.

I may have no honor, but you are a slave to it.

It's always "what's the dog doing", never "how's the dog doing".

Good memories are easy to identify because they are the one you remember so well.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it's called the present.

A world without pain is a world without love.

Don't cry because it ended, smile because it happened.

Love doesn't come from loving the perfect person, it comes by learning to love the imperfect person.

Love ends when the relationship ends, but true love lasts forever.

It is better to live a short life full of doing what you love, rather than a long life spent in a miserable way.

Life is hard but there is no easy way to escape your problems.

Don't cry because they are gone, be happy that they were here to make memories with.

Aight I just gotta rant about something that pisses me off. Now if you've seen previous rants of mine, I know what you're thinking: "Omfg, another rant on this topic. Well, time to drop the hate bomb".

No, no, no, no, no. I'm not ranting about my usual rant topic (and I doubt I'll rant about it ever again). So I'm sure many of you reading this have that one friend that sends you videos all the time and messages you random shit all the time. Yeah, I have one of those. Now don't get me wrong, she's really nice and I'm glad we're friends. However, it can get annoying when we're messaging.

She texts me about the most random shit that I'm sure 95% of us ('us' referring to myself and you guys) would not care one bit about. She'll send me shit like "Look at my dog laying on my bed. He's so cute," and I'll be thinking to myself, "Cool, cool....am I supposed to be giving a fuck, tho?" Of course um not actually gonna say that because I want to be nice but damn can it be difficult sometimes.

The thing that bugs me the most is that sometimes she'll message me about a show she's watching (usually Criminal Minds), expecting me to be interested, which I'm not most of the time, but you know, if you wanna talk about a show you like, that's cool. And you know, I don't wanna be rude or sound curt so I try to give a good response (which always ends up becoming a huge conversion about said show) so as to at least seem like I care. But the part that bugs me so much is that whenever I talk about a show/movie I like, I just get "Oh, cool". I shit you not, I was just talking with her and I started the conversation by asking if she's ever seen A Silent Voice, or Koe no katachi as it is in Japanese (fuckin amazing movie, btw, I highly recommend it), and she responds with "No" so I go on to tell her what it is and how it is a very well-liked movie. And even though every time she mentions a show I respond with at least a somewhat interested response, all I get in return is "Oh, cool". Like, if you want me to at least seem interested in your shit, can you at least pretend to be interested in mine?

Tell me if any of you have that friend.

P.S.- I HIGHLY recommend A Silent Voice. It isn't one of those action-packed anime movies but it just has such a good story. That's just my opinion, tho, but it is a popular opinion because it got 95% rotten tomatoes and 97% liked it.

I don't know if it's just a creative mode thing or if it's just something wrong with my shit, but what the fuck with minecraft snowmen? I just loaded up mcpe and I wanted to do a snowman v skeleton deathmatch and the snowman threw a snowball which, on impact, made a 10x10 fiery clusterfuck of a hole in the ground. I don't remember that and it didn't do it when I went in survival mode, so wtf?