Holy Christmas Balls, Does Anyone Else Find Eyeless Jack Attractive? Or At Least Fanarts Of Him. I'ma

Ladies and gentlemen, what are the 5 main types of clowns?

1. Circus clowns

2. Birthday clowns

3. Horror clowns

4. Politicians

5. Mainstream media hosts

Have you ever been doing your homework then you fall out of your chair and accidentally fuck you sister's dad?

That's what it's like to drive a Ford F-150

I'm hoping some of you out there who see this have watched Angels of Death so you know what I'm talking about. I'm rewatching the series and I'm almost done the first episode and Gawd Damn! Dr. Danny is such a fuckin creep. Like, were the creators going for the pedophile act with him. I mean, srsly. In future episodes, we see him as an annoying obstacle with a gun but in the first episode, my dude be putting his hands on Rachel and talking all creepy and before Zack steps in, he looks like he was boutta r@pe her. Like I said, he's such a fuckin creep.

What do you think about Embo aka space Captain America ? Hot or not ?

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

OH MY FUCKING GOD YES I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ONE!!!

Oh God I would let him do whatever he wanted to me. He can use me however he wants. Second hottest character in all of SW in my opinion. Embo can go to town on me.

Me: Gets an F on my English essay.

My dad (mad): I can't believe you got an F on your essay!

Me: Damn bro, that's crazy. But....did I ask?

Srsly, tho. I'm prolly boutta get an F on my essay. It's supposed to have something to do with the required summer reading book for English class. But like, I didn't even read the book. How the fuck am I supposed to do an essay on a book I haven't even read? School's crazy, you guys.

Rewatching AoT and just finished S4 Ep 8: Assassin's Bullet. Gabi Braun can go straight to hell. Like, directly to hell.

"It's a sports anime"

Fuck you, Yuri on Ice is BL. Yeah, it's largely sports, but Victor and Yuri's (ultimately romantic) relationship is a big part of the anime, as well. It's BL.

Leena Jay needs to learn how to shut her fucking misandrist mouth for once in her life.

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